Latest Posts by alexanderlinneken - Page 6
My mom: You only remember the bad stuff
Me: YEAH ‘CAUSE ITS PRETTY FUCKING SIGNIFICANT????
where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart
family: do you have a boyfriend
me: are you making fun of me
Compliments aren’t for me, I’m not beautiful, I’m not skinny, I’m not good at anything, I’m just not made for compliments.
omg ask these please they're so cutE
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Read: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand
Okay but like I love you
REBLOG IF
Your ask box is 24/7 available for those who feel sad or need a friendly advice
therapist: i love your smoky eyeshadow me: …im not wearing eyeshadow therapist: then why does it look like you are me: must be the exhaustion therapist: well i guess that answers how your week went
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Transgender people
Homosexual people
Bisexual people
Genderfluid people
Asexual people
Pansexual people
Autosexual people
Demisexual people
Bigender people
Agender people
Polysexual people
Straight people
Cisgender people
Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community
ANYONE
I love you..
You make my heart flutter with one look, every time I get a notification I run to check hoping it’s you, your words are like music to my ears, your voice is my bliss, I could stare at you for hours and never get sick of looking at you, I can’t sleep with out you, you are the last thing i think about when my head hits my pillow at night and the first thin i thing about when i get up in the morning, you mean so much to me, to me you are my world, my universe, my everything, and i don’t think i could live with out you by my side every step of the way
I love you Lucas
@buny-prince
HEART LIKE YOURS // WILLAMETTE STONE
requested by @sunnytimesss
me: wakes up
me: ahh what a lovely day
me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
Sirius: [screaming from a distance] I will hunt you to the ends of the Earth!
Peter: [too far away to know what Sirius is saying]
Peter: [Yells back while escaping] I love you too!
Harry: What exactly do you think of me, Malfoy?
Draco: Somewhere between ‘fuck you’ and 'I’d fuck you’.
Lucas: Omg what an idiot
Lucas: ...Wait that’s my idiot
Lucas: [Picks me up] Come on my little idiot
Me: W-wait what?
Lucas: I said come on my little Angle
Me: Oh oki!
Draco: I’d date you.
Harry: What?
Draco: I SAID I HATE YOU!!
Hermione: *walking down the stairs* Is something burning..?
Ron: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.
Hermione: Ron, the toaster is on fire.
James: Goodnight.
Sirius: Sleep tight.
Peter: Don't let the bedbugs crawl into your ears and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.
Sirius: Wormtail what the fuck
[A loud thud noise]
Hermione: Ron, did you just fall?
Ron: No, I attacked the floor
Hermione: Backwards?
Ron: I’m bloody talented
Harry: I'm going to play a song for you right now.
Harry: It's called 'my life so far'.
Harry: *Takes a deep breath, plays a chord*
Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Things more important than family
I nearly drowned when I was 3. My mom had to jump into the pool fully clothed to rescue me. 44 years later, she still complains that I made her ruin her Mickey Mouse watch.
My mom broke my arm when I was 6. She tells a funny story about it. She doesn’t tell the part about when she came to me immediately afterward and complained impatiently, “Stop crying! It doesn’t hurt that bad.”
When I was in my 30′s, a doctor committed malpractice in his treatment of me, resulting in me permanently having less than 50% kidney function. Every single time I mentioned the kidney disease to my mother—panicking about what this would mean for the rest of my life, explicitly asking her for comfort and reassurance—she told me that it was my own fault for trusting the doctor instead of researching everything on my own.
Some people will tell you that nothing is more important than family.
I’m here to tell you that love is more important than family. Loving yourself is more important than family. Finding other people who offer you unconditional love is more important than family.
If your family causes you pain, then there are a hell of a lot of things more important than family.
YOU are more important than family. Always remember that. Always.
I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
‘Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, all through the hizzle
nosy anons let's go
0: Height
1: Age
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if...
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
do it! I'm bored
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OMG IM CRYING THIS IS SO GREAT
“Why do you want to lose weight, you’re already skinny?” “WhY dO yOu WaNt To LoSe WeIgHt, YoU’rE aLrEaDy SkInNy?”
