These Two Are Having A Butch Off

John Waters toking on a John Waters bong.

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

“You’re so great, Marceline, someone else would definitely find you and take care of you. Maybe even someone rich! You’d be living in a castle with food, and medicine and trained squirrels to tend to your every need.”

"As for me... uh..."

I’m not okay.

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

To celebrate the trailer, have this stupid meme

BEST COMEBACK EVER

When did Justin Bieber become the dude from the Princess Bride?

lesbian vampire sex. you agree. reblog

when you’re kissing and they tuck their hand under you hair and behind your neck to pull you closer to kiss you harder!!

i love gay people i wish they were real