JOKES ON YOU MY INTERNET IS SO POOR IT DIDN'T LOAD

The boy!!!!

He tucked in as snug as a bug in a rug (:

NEW AJR ALBUM JUST DROPPED

Holy shit

IT'S GOOD

REAL GOOD

hi porter

< Thanks for the ask (: >

Airport Skizz and Scar sketch

What they talkin about?

Is the asks still open?

They are! Porter's just playing games with Heidi

When pearl clan found Ingo

Mans really just landed like that lmao-

Oh, lonesome me

The brainrot may be getting to me

oh FUCK

SECRETS OF THE MACHINE THEORY ABOUT GRANT COHEN (SPOILERS)

so me and my friends (which includes @doxxed0367) have been going feral over the new secrets of the machine game and we've been thinking about something as it relates to grant cohen and the lore...

...so as we know, riley wells' parents were killed in a car crash. the thing about this too is the fact that Gaskett, the car from the now-defunct Bendy mobile game, is used to represent the car that kill their parents. whats interesting to note about this can be seen in this twitter post from YEARS ago

now this hasn't ever really meant anything.... UNTIL NOW.

What if Grant Cohen killed Riley's parents?

now this wouldn't be outside of the realm of possibility. in fact, im a firm believer that this is the case considering that we see Gaskett in the game once you go through the whole sequence and get killed by it.

...BUT DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE THIS COULD MEAN?

let me pivot here for a moment and talk about Bertrum Piedmont. as we all know from the first game, Bertrum was turned into that machine boss fight once he entered the cycle. this means that, among becoming lost ones, people can become whole vehicles.

AND SO I RAISE YOU THIS:

THIS MEANS THAT NOT ONLY COULD GRANT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF RILEY'S PARENTS, BUT IT MEANS THAT WHEN HE ENTERED THE CYCLE, GRANT BECAME GASKETT.

GRANT "HE HAS MANGE" COHEN IS A FUCKING CAR

AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS EVEN MORE DAMNING? DAGAMES CAME OUT WITH A LIFE IS A HIGHWAY REMIX OF BUILD UP OUR MACHINE.

GUESS WHO DAGAMES VOICES IN THE BENDY FRANCHISE?

GRANT COHEN!!!!!

Scotty and Pearlo as dragons!

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