Latest Posts by dunsolvedatthedisco - Page 7
This is us 100%
“James, was there a correct five point answer?”
The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.
I'd bet it would be butterflies.
I googled this and it won’t give me an answer.
I googled this and it won't give me an answer.
It’s my birthday today!
Starting a Coven
We’ve got pillow forts.
Reblog to join.
No cult-members allowed.
Starting a Coven
We’ve got pillow forts.
Reblog to join.
No cult-members allowed.
Starting a Cult
Reblog to join.
We’ve got snacks.
reblog to have mark watch your followers at night
Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
Anti anxiety.
IRONDICK WILL LIVE ON!!!!!
#irondick
How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!
Two years?! I’m in!
Update: he told me it’s because I’m like over 50% British. I now have even more questions.
I don’t know
I was talking about Gordon Ramsey and somebody suggested that Gordon Ramsey is my dad so I shout that he is and my older brother says he isn’t and then goes “wait, maybe he is.” I asked what he meant and he didn’t respond.....
......so Gordon Ramsey might be my dad
I don’t know
I was talking about Gordon Ramsey and somebody suggested that Gordon Ramsey is my dad so I shout that he is and my older brother says he isn’t and then goes “wait, maybe he is.” I asked what he meant and he didn’t respond.....
......so Gordon Ramsey might be my dad
I walked into the living room and went “AZIRAPHALE!!!!!!!”
Tom Holland Heart Masterpost
There’s like 30 enjoy
and yet the world is silent…
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
Spider-Man: Far From Home interviews but its only yelling and chaotic energy
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
The police are coming for your real estate.
-my little sister
Me: hey dad.
My dad: What?
Me: i hope to one day feel as alive and energized as a toaster in a bathtub.
My dad: *starts hysterically laughing*
All of you are wrong. Sharks don’t exist and even if they did, they wouldn’t have skin.
They’d probably have feathers or something.
Steve never had any dental worked done because he couldn't afford it so when he does go to the dentist he finds out he has to have his wisdom teeth out. Pretty much a one shot of it taking all the avengers to babysit a very high Steve Rogers who causes nothing but trouble.
“How can this even possibly be a problem?” Tony moaned as he loaded more ice into a ziplock bag. “He’s a super soldier!”
“More than that, pal, he should’ve been able to fit all those teeth in that big mouth of his.” Bucky grunted and shifted enough to keep Steve from moving. Between Bucky on his legs and Natasha insisting that Steve play with her hair (’Ith tho thoft Natatha, Steve mumbled around super-soldier anesthesia and gauze), they mostly had Steve kept still.
Clint and Thor were scrubbing and sweeping, respectively, over in the corner where Steve’s enthusiasm had broken a vase and set the plant inside tumbling. Steve had only just stopped sniffling his apologies for creating the mess.
Tony settled himself on the couch by Steve’s head and replaced the old ice with the new. “This’ll be over soon though, won’t it? I mean, he’s got the healing.”
“I mean,” Bucky grunted and tweaked Steve’s big toe hard, “it should be, a couple more hours at most, I think. Provided he doesn’t do anything stupid and hurt himself.”
It sounded more like a threat than anything else and Steve didn’t seem deterred, jaw clenched around gauze and eyebrows drawn together in frustration or stubbornness (or both).
“With any luck, his face really does freeze that way,” Tony mused, “give someone else the chance to be the most photogenic.”
Steve glared harder.
Bruce wandered back into the living room, clothes still drying in some spots. “Ok. All the water from the shower’s been mopped up. JARVIS has someone coming to replace tiles tomorrow.”
“And you didn’t Hulk out.” Clint smiled. “Win!”
Bruce shrugged. “To be fair, I’m the one who suggested that he’d feel better after he washed up. So it’s kind of on me.”
Steve struggled to break free of Bucky and Natasha.
“No, Steve.” Natasha guided his hand back towards her hair.
Steve struggled more.
“Steve. You stubborn ass.” Bucky shifted again to keep both of Steve’s legs under him.
“Ith creem” Steve whined.
Me: *sitting on my bed, chilling, watching a video*
My brain: what if Gerard Way x Harley Quinn?
Me: what?
My brain: think about it
Me: no.
My brain: so is it a crack ship? or nah?
I love this so much
You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...
Waluigi’s Apartment
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”