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Klavier really should have expected something like this.

What was it that his family used to say about him? Something about having the best luck about the worst things, he thought, and wasn’t that delightfully prophetic of them. His first case was the resounding success that collapsed the courts into the dark age of the law, his band gave him all of the fame he could ask for with decreasing returns on creative satisfaction, and his best friend of several years ago was standing in front of him in the hall on his first day back as a prosecutor.

His best friend who he had not spoken to since he left, and who was staring at him like he was a stranger. Klavier Gavin’s luck struck again.

He didn’t know why he was surprised. Nearly seven years was plenty of time for a new degree and a new badge no matter how devastating the setback had been at the time, and it would have been ridiculous to expect Sebastian Debeste to be anywhere else after the work he put in. Klavier knew that time didn’t stop for other people, just because he’d been gone - but it was a different feeling, confronted with the evidence that he’d missed things. He’d missed seven years of things, and in that moment it felt like a wholly unnecessary move.

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Though it's quite weird, I suddenly fall in love with gender-reversed Klavier...

一见钟情💘

1am ace attorney memes (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

idk if this is a ship you give any fucks about but klavier/sebastian hcs :3c

YAS! THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL SHIP!!!

[I care about and love all non-problematic ships. As long as it's not illegal in my book, then yes I'll make headcanons of it.]

Alr, here we go!!

1.

Klavier and Sebastian were neighbours/neighbors when they were 10-15 and they knew each other back then. They got along really well and Sebastian was really sad that Klavier was gonna go back to his home country [Germany] to study law. He promised him he'd come back in 2 years and they called and FaceTimed each other a LOT during these 2 years.

2.

When Klavier came back, he immediately hugged Sebastian in the airport and said "You have no idea how much I love you and how much I missed you..." and he straight up kissed Sebastian on the lips and that was Klavier's confession and how they came to be.

3.

Miles does NOT assign them to work on cases together because he knows that Klavier will keep flirting with Sebastian and they will not get any progress done. So he always assigns them on cases separately.

4.

When they wake up on their first off day of the week, they play Super Mario and when they get tired of it, they'll play some awful mobile games that Klavier has downloaded the night before or they'll play some random horror games that Sebastian found somehow until they hug each other in fear and are unable to sleep and jump at every little sound they hear.

5.

On their 2nd and final off day of the week, they build forts and use some wooden swords that they bought and then playfully sword-fight, have pillow fights and at the end of the fay, they try to make dinner but fail miserably and order takeout.

6.

They both do the dumbest things without thinking at all. They almost burned the prosecutors building twice, they stole Simon's and Nahyuta's spare katanas, tried to play with them but ended up almost breaking the katanas somehow and yes they were chased to the ends of the earth by Simon and Nahyuta. They tried to steal one of Franziska's whips, Franziska caught them and they made off with the whip as she was chasing them to the ends of the earth.

7.

They watch movies and then discuss them very thoroughly right after. They memorise/memorize things VERY quickly and they remember all the lines that they liked.

LH

just try being a different kind of animal. ok? [x / x / x]

(id in alt text and under the cut, lineart also under the cut!)

[image ID: A Disco Elysium fancomic featuring Harry Du Bois, Titus Hardie, and Kim Kitsuragi. Panel One: In the upper left, there is a text box that reads: "AUTHORITY [Challenging - Failure] - You've ruled out so many bad options now! You'll get them this time for sure. Harry, with a smug expression and a pointed finger, says, "Lol you sipping from your water bottle? Ok dude. Haha." Panel Two: Titus, holding a bottle, has a confused expression as Harry continues, "Enjoy your wa-wa. Bottle baby." Panel Three: Harry, arms crossed and expression confident, says, "When I get thirsty, I get my partner to turn on the hose and I stand six feet back and snap at the jet of water like a dog." Kim can be seen in the back, rubbing at his face in exasperation. Harry has a thought bubble which contains an image of Kim holding a hose and shooting water into Harry's mouth.

A Disco Elysium fancomic featuring Harry Du Bois, and a cat version of Kim Kitsuragi (a small black cat with glasses and an orange jacket). Panel One: Harry puts on the Shades of Self-Destruction, contemplating their appearance with a "Hm…" Siileng is giving him a thumbs-up from the background, saying, "Looking good, officer!" Panel Two: Harry looks over at cat-Kim, and asks, "What do you think?" Panel Three: Cat-Kim, sitting on boxes, looks blankly at Harry. Panel Four: Cat-Kim slaps Harry's face over and over, accompanied by numerous "THWACK" sound effects. Harry is recoiling and the Shades of Self-Destruction are half off his eyes.

A drawing of a dog version of Harry Du Bois. He is a brown dog with shaggy fur. He is standing up and looking off to the side--his eyes are covered with fur. Underneath this drawing, text reads: "Where am I?"

A Disco Elysium fancomic featuring Kim Kitsuragi and a dog version of Harry Du Bois (a medium-sized brown dog wearing Dick Mullen's hat and the horrific necktie). Panel One: Dog-Harry sniffs at a spill on a table. Panel Two: Dog-Harry props himself up onto the table and begins trying to lick the spill. Panel Three: Kim enters with an angry expression, saying, "Hey! No. Yucky." Dog-Harry has a shocked expression. Panel Four: Kim looks sternly at dog-Harry, who turns to look up at Kim with pleading eyes. A lowered-opacity image of a seal sitting on land and looking at the camera with wide, wet eyes is in the upper right of the panel. /end ID]

themis days

Musicians can light up each other. ^^