Tree Swallow To And Fro

A joke I've been wanting to make for about a year now, but forgot to start until the last minute.

Left to right: Melissa (Mike and Melissa), Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (My Immortal), Raku-chan (Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls), Starkit (Starkit's Prophecy), and Sakura Katana-chan (Sugoi Quest for Kokoro)

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tree swallow

Happy New Year! Five months later but HEY I posted it on time on twt (at 00:00, I'm a precise person)

you've also probably realized it now but artstyle consistency is not my forte at all. pls forgive me

Yuki-chan is so kawaii and sugoiiii nyaaa!!! There dad is frikin terrible...nya....T^T

WAN!FUKUZAWA WILL BE MY DOWNFALL. It shows his skrunkly side that I did not know I needed until I saw his cute face (I̶ d̶i̶d̶n̶’t̶ n̶e̶e̶d̶ i̶t̶ u̶n̶t̶i̶l̶ m̶y̶ d̶a̶d̶ l̶e̶f̶t̶).

Anyways I fully believe that he would be the type of man that would show his softer side to his lover because he trusts that they will still respect him as a leader. H̶e̶ a̶l̶s̶o̶ w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶n̶’t̶ b̶e̶ a̶n̶ a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ w̶h̶o̶ a̶b̶a̶n̶d̶o̶n̶s̶ h̶i̶s̶ f̶a̶m̶i̶l̶y̶. I̶’m̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ a̶t̶ y̶o̶u̶, D̶a̶d̶.

Images and GIFS are not mine!

bitches be fangirlin over an mf named Iceman 💀💀💀

it's me i'm bitches

if earth was a big blue ball, i’d toss it for you to chase it

i will NOT tolerate fukuchi hate on my feed

Am

Yandere british policeman but its just this https://pin.it/713T0xSDg

(yandere! british policeman x gn! reader) (idk why you want a british man in particular but you know what it's fine) (it could've been worse, like a french man /j)

"right love, gonna need you to open the door and talk to me."

you merely stare at this... random ass man through your peephole. who the hell does this guy think he is? this is the fourth day in a row that he's showed up at your doorstep! for four days, he's delibrately taken time out of his day to show up in front of your door!

hell, he's been following you since way before! trying to pull you over on the road, yelling something about 'pulling over' or telling you to 'freeze'... you suspect it's been about a few months since this random man started showing up in your life like a damn pest.

who the hell even does that?

"go away!"

yeah nah, you're not going to let him in. no way in HELL. plus, he always shows up wearing that same weird outfit! when you first confronted him, he said he was some sort of... officer? and that what he was wearing was a uniform?

hah! imagine having to wear a uniform. he really is just a young chap playing a prank on you. how annoying, that's why you haven't opened the door for him no matter how long he spends knocking away. let him knock, maybe he'll finally get the hint and leave you alone.

"i'm going to have to break down your door if you don't open it, love. you're a person of interest in a really serious crime, you know. it'll be better if you just cooperate with us."

and there he goes again. again with his rambling and nonsense talk of breaking down your door. does he really think he has the authority to do that? nah, you'll just call the police if he does! they'll deal with him like they should!

in fact, you think you'll call the police now! have this guy arrested for harrassing you non-stop!

"if you don't leave, i'll call the police!"

silence.

"so you're scared huh? i knew it! you're just a loser-"

"darling, i am the police."

and then all of a sudden, your door fails to function properly and just falls to the floor, the hinges unhinging on itself. your jaw drops as you face the tall policeman, your eyes wide. but before you could say anything else, he starts talking about his nonsense police stuff again.

"sweetheart i'm putting you under arrest as the prime suspect of a hit and run. please turn around and put your hands against the wall."

"hey wait just a second! i never hit anybody!"

despite your protests, you couldn't really fight against the guy. not when he completely dwarfed you. not when he had huge hands and big pectoral muscles... and that ass in those tight pants... and just seeing him in his uniform... you wonder what would happen if you smacked his ass...?

but back to the problem. hit and run? bro you don't even drive! how could you be a prime suspect of a hit and run? there was only one answer.

"you're a fraud! no way a guy like you is an actual officer! i demand you let go of me until a real-"

then he pulls out an authentic looking police badge and license. no way, he was real? but... but you didn't commit a hit and run! how could this be happening?! no, no, no! get these unsexy handcuffs off!

"you're coming back with me. gonna have to discipline a criminal like you the hard way. not letting me in for four days? tsk tsk, i am so very disappointed in you, love."

wait a second!

just wait a second!

why the heck was he dragging you into a real police car?! no way! this is some big shit! you can't believe this is happening!

"come on dude! you can't seriously be-"

"yeah, you didn't actually commit any crime. i'm just using it as an excuse to bring you back to my home where i can love and adore you."

HUH????

Hi<3 May I request Dazai Tecchou and Jouno coming home to their fem/gn s/o asleep on the couch cuz she was waiting for them but they forgot to tell her they’d be coming home late and they felt bad for it?<3

Hiii <333 this request is so cute!!! Sorry if this was a bit short!

The images do not belong to me. They belong to their original owners.

TW: Mentions of death

Dazai, Tecchou and Jouno coming home to their S/O asleep on the couch

Dazai:

-Dazai was going to take you out on a date later that night, but an emergency mission arose and it kept the whole Agency working their butts off trying to solve the case

-Everyone was so busy that your boyfriend unfortunately forgot to text you that he would be late. It was nearly midnight when he and Ranpo finally managed to solve the case and rescue everybody from the mission, and Dazai didn't waste another second hurrying home

-Apologies were spewing from his lips as he entered your shared house with him, but they quickly died down when he saw how deeply asleep you were on the couch. He then remembered how he was meant to take you out on a date that night, and guilt seized his chest when he also remembered that he forgot to text you about the case

-Dazai pushes his guilt away for the moment, and slowly lifts you up and carries you towards the bedroom. You involuntarily nuzzled deeper into his warmth, and his heart gave a flutter at that action. A small smile even slips onto his face watching your peaceful sleeping form

-He puts you in the bed and after changing into his pajamas, he slides in next to you and wraps his arms around you. Tomorrow, he’s definitely taking you out on that date, and he will make it extra fancy to apologise

-Writes into his notes to always text you if he had to stay back for something, because Dazai hates it when he lets you down

-The next morning, Dazai would apologise to you for not letting you know about the case, but then he’s going to tease you about how cute you looked that night. It’s the only time you’re allowed to full-on punch him (make it hurt please)

Tecchou:

-Being a Hunting Dog meant that missions popped up at unexpected times. And being the strongest Hunting Dog also meant being assigned on the most missions

-Tecchou isn’t really the type to forget to tell his s/o anything. Even when he might be in the middle of a fight, he would still whip out his phone and text you saying that he would return home late

-But let’s say that he was super duper busy on that day, with new missions popping up everywhere and loads of criminals to arrest and apprehend. In fact, he was so busy Jouno even commented that he barely heard Tecchou’s heartbeat that day

-After nearly getting burned, slashed to pieces, and crushed by a car, Tecchou was finally done for the day. He immediately hurried home because of how late it was, and when he entered the house, he saw you asleep on the couch

-He is confused on why you were sleeping on the couch, but he didn’t want to wake you. So Tecchou slowly lifted you into his arms and carried you bridal style to the bedroom, while pondering why you hadn’t just gone to bed already. After putting the blanket over you, he washed and changed, then slowly climbed into the bed

-The next morning, he asks you why you were sleeping on the couch and didn’t go to bed. When you reply with ‘because I was waiting for you!’, Tecchou blinks and ponders even more on why you were waiting for him. Educate him on why you would wait for him please 💗

-Tecchou definitely remembers to text you if he was coming home late, even if he was late by one second. Jouno is going crazy hearing Tecchou’s consistent typing on the phone lol

Jouno:

-I feel like Jouno would have to use voice messages and a lot of complicated stuff if he had to tell you that he would be late because being blind is quite tricky sometimes

-So when he was assigned a very big mission, Jouno internally hopes that you wouldn’t stay up waiting for him because even the authorities didn’t know how long this mission would take

-The mission was quite a tough one, with him having to question interrogate a lot of people, as well as searching out and fighting criminals. Jouno was exhausted and frankly just wanted to go home

-But no. There was something called paperwork, and he had to fill out sheet after sheet of it because of how large-scale the mission was. After filling in and completing a lot of paperwork, his hand was cramping and he was in a slightly bad mood

-Jouno was already going to rush out of the door when another last-minute misison came up. Luckily it was nothing he couldn’t handle, and he did overstay his welcome by taking his bad mood out on the criminals... they’re traumatised for life now

-It was past midnight when he arrived home, and he immediately hears your heartbeat close by. Jouno deduces that you did in fact stayed up waiting for him, and by your slow and steady breathing, he could tell that you were fast asleep for a few hours

-He actually smiles a little and carries you to the bedroom. Jouno doesn’t even bother with dinner and stuff (well he does wash and change at least) because he just wants to sleep with you in his arms. Your slow breathing and calm heartbeat immediately makes him fall asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow

-You bet that he’s going to be full-on teasing you tomorrow morning. Get back at him by teasing him about how late he was last night and how he didn’t tell you he shuts you up with a kiss later

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