Died And Came Back Right. There Was Definitely Something Wrong With Me Before? Resurrection Fixed Me

if only i had cleavage

Listen to me. Hairy dykes are vital to the community. Essential. And I mean hairy dykes. Happy trails, fuzzy stomachs, chest hair on breasts or flat chests or otherwise, hairy pits, full bushes, hairy arms and legs. Hairy asses. Facial hair. I’m talking all of it. If you’re a hairy dyke you’re a cornerstone of this community I love you you’re so sexy

If you're a trans girl who likes trans girls, please reblog this <3

I am so glad im not currently looking for a job.

I think if someone asked me where i see myself in 5 years my instant gut reaction would be:

Puppygirl polycule!

Wdym thats a weird thing to say and im not getting the job?

Like, who wouldn’t just wanna live in a house with 5 other puppys and cuddle and make out with them all the time?

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

uuu should definitely trick me into downloadinn spywaree on mi puter so uuu can see everythin ii do,,

then uuu should text mii right at the moment uuu see me texting othr ppls (๑/////๑ " )

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weird anons are encouraged, weird people/freaks are encouraged, please talk to me!!! yanderes are definitely encouraged, i promise to be a good darling for you <3333

To me my partner is my absolute priority, no matter what's happening around me or how big the problem I need to solve I first warn my partner I'll be busy and then solve it.

Wanna know what I do after? No matter how exhausted I am or how much pain I'm in I report back to my partner to let them know I'm done with that. And I force myself awake as long as I can just to keep the interaction going.

I deserve someone who understands that. Someone that does the same for me.

Casually fingering a trans guy who’s sprawled across my lap with one hand as I focus on the book I’m reading. Vaguely acknowledging his whines and the way he’s desperately trying to hump my thigh but never quite finding the right angle. His poor little dick needs some attention but that’ll have to wait for later. I need to at least get to the next chapter, and when this one finishes on a cliff hanger, well I’m sure he’ll be a good boy and wait a little longer.

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.