“TAMALETAMALETAMALETAMALLEEEEE!!!” yes my profile is kinda tamale themed😁 uhhhhhhhh i like pjo, Tyler the creator, and invincible ok thats it bye mwa
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His first non aircraft flight woohoo 🥳
Freak
IM ALIVE MY IRL LIFE HAS BEEN CHAOS YOU GUYS
BUt I’ve been working on things you’ll soon see 🙈
Have this
i’m gooning
I wish percy jackson was real because if he was I would kiss him and kiss him and kiss him
pairing: percy jackson genre: fluff content/warnings: lil suggestive cuz it's perce
・❥・Percy collecting pretty seashells for you and giving them to you full handfuls at a time
・❥・He insists on everything being blue, and before you know it you only seem to have blue clothes, blankets, etc.
・❥・Percy constantly sneaking off from practice to the weapons shed so he can make out with you
・❥・Him being obsessed with just lying in bed with you, enjoying your company
・❥・Percy not giving two fucks about the table rule and asking you to sit with him at meals
・❥・Calling you strictly nicknames, his favorites being "sweet girl", "mine", or something to do with your godly parent (I actually don't think he even knows your legal name)
・❥・Him calling you nicknames so exclusively that he actually gets a little confused when someone refers to you or calls you by your actual name
・❥・Percy taking you swimming and loving introducing you to all the wildlife around the long island sound
・❥・Making dirty jokes at every opportunity
・❥・On a similar note, taking any occasion for you to be in as little clothing as possible (he makes it his life mission)
・❥・Percy teaching you sword fighting, but losing once you start to get the hang of it because he's too caught up in you
・❥・Almost constantly in meaningless fights or disagreements because it's how you two express love
・❥・Overall, just Percy being obsessed with you and hardly leaving your side
i freaking hate bugs
weird way to propose but YES! (ignore the fact that we're already married)
honeymoon!
mood
my brother kept saying he has a low taper fade today and i started tweaking
wtf is a low taper fade
Girls and their floor time against the whole world
I can’t wait to go home and cry into my pillow
Will soap
He looks zesty in my opinion
stop do you guys know that video of that girl and she asked her husband to leave so she could change into her dress as a joke and he’s holding their daughter and he’s confused and he’s like ???? and then he says “I watched you give birth” because THAT is percy and sweet girl very much so
Nico sketch stuff (probably not gonna finish this one too)
Look, I'm excited for Court Of The Dead, what do you mean we get more Nico and Hazel time, thats what I've been waiting for!
little hazel color study, ive never colored a poc in my life before so i hope this is a good first try!!
reminding i have emergency commissions open ( 15usd a whole illustration, dm for more info)
my personal hell is giggling whilst writing percy’s sex jokes just for nobody to tell me I’m funny 😞😞
Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
always 🤞
omfg I was trying to lock in and do my work earlier because we only had twenty minutes but these girls at my table would not shut up about their boy problems so I got zero work one 💔💔
Nico: What’s your favorite color?
Will: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Nico: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Will: My favorite color is pink.
normalize not having a music preference pleaze💔⁉️ I just got finished listening to lovefool and now im listening to domo23 my playlist is so fucked up but like ok💔 like I hate when people say “oh what do you like listening to?” IDFK IF ITS GOOD IM BANGING TO THAT SHIT like please just turn on something with a good beat and it’s going into the ‘The Amazing World of Jaida’ playlist
i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office