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Why Choose Him?

Anon asked: can you write something about michael getting a boyfriend and jeremy being super fucking jealous??

Haha, can I? I think absofuckinglutely. I fucking love this prompt

Jeremy wasn’t happy that he lost five bucks on a bet- the bet being who could get a boyfriend/girlfriend first. But as much as Jeremy kept telling himself he needed those five dollars to pig out on Doritos, there was something else putting a bitter taste in his mind.

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REUNITE THE BABIES NOW WOMAN

oki

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

HEY, STRANGE!

Tony Stark, Captain America, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner and Thor laughing and joking at a superhero party (plus Loki) at Stark Tower.

Stark: HEY, STRANGE!

Dr. Strange: *looks up*

Stark: IS LOKI A LITTLE SPOON OR A BIG SPOON?

Avengers: *erupt into laughter*

Loki: I'M A KNIFE

Dr. Strange: No he's not. He's a little spoon.

Loki: *shoots Strange a glare*

Avengers:...

Loki: Did they not know?

Dr. Strange: I guess not. *takes a sip of his drink*

Avengers: *remain dumbfounded*

Sanders Sides Cooking Show AU

Okay so I watch this show called My Kitchen Rules, don’t judge me, it’s great. But basically what happens is you have several pairs/couples competing against each other; they have to cook meals, complete challenges, face sudden death, y'know, typical cooking show stuff… but with pairs. So, while watching one couple yell wildly at each other as whatever they were cooking caught fire, I began thinking about the Sides in this mess.

Patton

- Patton cooks from the heart, improvising as he goes a lot of the time. He doesn’t really have recipes, more traditions that have been lovingly drilled into him

-Decent cook, but is amazing with desserts, as they are his favourite. He’s really good at making the flavours work together, though sometimes he overloads on sugar and makes the dish unbalanced

-Even when everything is going wrong he still can make light of the situation, joking and being positive. Even when going to sudden death he seems cheery, even though on the inside he’s disappointed in himself.

-Literally everyone loves him, even the judges. One of the audiences favourites for sure.

Logan

-Logan is very by the book. He does not like to improvise, it gets him stressed

-Very good with time management, nothing is ever rushed.

-Is very skilled chef though sometimes lacks artistic ability to make the dish look nice.

-If something goes wrong there is either full blown screaming or he’s calm, collected, and works through the problem

-Looks perpetually done or entirely focused, there is no in between. Unless he wins something, then he smiles a bit and thanks the judges.

-He probably doesn’t want to be on this show and doesn’t see the point in it.

Roman

-Very good at plating and making things look lovely

-His dishes sound entirely random at first but somehow he manages to make it work and no one really understands how

-Some people love him, some people hate him

-Whenever there’s a challenge of serving food to a crowd of random people who then vote for the best dish, Roman’s charisma means EVERYONE wants to try his food. Even if the foods not great he’ll probably get a vote, especially if it’s a parent/child voting. Roman’s great with kids

-Actually works better in sudden death because he gets to prepare a whole meal and he likes linking all the courses together

-Can get a bit “extra-passionate” sometimes

Virgil

-Doesn’t say much to other contestants, even in their little interview bit all he really does is make sarcastic comments

- His sarcasm does mean he ends up being a fan favourite

-A lot like Logan with his cooking style

-He’s a bit uncomfortable with the large amount of cameras shoved in his face

-Just shrugs if he’s sent to sudden death-he understands, he gets it-internally is freaking out because it’s too much pressure

-Strangely good at the challenges

That’s them individually, but what happens when they’re with their partners?

I’ve only done a couple of my personal favourites, please feel free to add more

Logicality

-Logan is driven up the wall with Patton’s constant puns, but it is very endearing to watch. He sometimes joins if everything is going well

-When something goes wrong, Patton can see Logan getting worked up, so he takes over whatever Logan is doing to let him breathe for a second. Logan’s able to think everything through and quickly solve whatever happened

-Patton can be INFURIATING. He keeps adding things randomly and going against the recipes and it drives Logan insane, Patton just laughs at him.

-Always makes sure Patton is alright if they go to sudden death

-When they win something Patton gets very excited and that’s when Logan fully lights up and hugs him and everyone dies because, they’re an unlikely couple but also perfect?

Prinxiety

-Virgil is done with your shit Roman. Stop being a diva and just do your thing

-We all know Roman is extra but he amps it up with Virgil just to annoy him. Remember Virgil making sarcastic comments? They are almost always directed at Princey

-Sometimes some contestants are a bit flirty around Roman (it happens quite a bit on this show) and Roman is Roman so he loves the attention, but he also loves how protective it makes Virgil, it’s cute. He does make sure he’s actually alright of course

-If you thought Logan was bad when Patton spontaneously adds stuff, you should see Virgil when Roman practically sCRAPS THE RECIPE! He is not happy, Roman will never give in though

-Things don’t usually go to wrong in terms of cooking skill, but when they do, they go WRONG. There’s fire, burning, and a lot of yelling. Strangely if this happens, it just makes both of them more competitive, like they’re trying to prove something to the other and they end up with their best dish

-Despite the arguments, taunts and occasionally screaming, both take good care of each other, knowing how crushing failure is

Logince

-Now this is a force to be reckoned with

-There is almost always constant bickering, arguing, yelling, fire, destruction. Honestly they nearly burned down the entire HQ once

-Despite this they have such a strong connection and NEVER put out a bad dish

-They have the time management, even through Roman’s antics Logan has got everything planned out. He argues with Roman recklessness just for the sake of arguing at this point, he’s already providing Princey with all he needs.

-They have the skill and technique down. They have the creativity and sophistication nailed. It’s actually a wonder how the kitchen ends up such a mess

-They work the best in their own madness and chaos, if you looked at the plate you would never guess that a camera man nearly got burnt to death while filming it get made

-No one understands how these two manage it

-At judging of every round, Roman will always stand with his arm around Logan’s shoulders and Logan will always lean into him. They’re like different people.

Moxiety

-Honestly what more can I say than pure

-It’s literally the fluffiest thing. If Virgil messes up Patton is so kind and loving and reassuring and Virgil can just breathe and think through how to fix it

-If Patton messes up, Virgil just pauses for a second, and asks Patton of _____ will work? Which of course, it does

-If Virgil makes a sarcastic comment then Patton will scold him for it and it’s hilarious

-Virgil also manages to balance out Patton’s dishes really well, so dessert doesn’t end up too sweet. They make flawless desserts

Don’t act like pidge is not the favorite

"I'm a romantic, I know all the pick-up lines. Every single one." with Logince please!

i hereby decree that any prompt fills requesting logince will be set in the logince fbi!au and there is NOTHING YOU FUCKERS CAN DO ABOUT IT

pairings: romantic logince ( @fandersfic-logince ), platonic prinxiety

“i’m a romantic, i know all the pickup lines. every single one.” (tw: v brief kidnapping mention)

“you know, you’re never gonna win him over like that,” virgil says. 

roman flings himself onto the couch, groaning loudly, a long, drawn-out sigh. virgil pulls open a drawer with a small red crown painted on it, pulls out a red rubber ball, and hurls it at him. he doesn’t even turn to look. 

he hits roman square in the forehead. 

“virgil, why must you abuse me so!” 

“because you come in here every single day and tell me about your grand romantic plans to woo my baby brother, that’s why. how many shitty pickup lines do you even have, roman?” 

“what can i say?” roman laughs. “i’m a romantic. i know all the pickup lines. every. single. one.” 

virgil rolls his eyes. “you know, if this were olden times i could challenge you to a duel for the right to his hand.” 

“you still could,” roman teases, wiggling his eyebrows. “i’d win.” 

“i’m a faster draw,” virgil says.

“yeah, but i’m a better shot.” 

“who said i was talking about guns?” virgil spins his chair in a complete circle, flinging his hand forward as he faces roman. he faces the computer, grinning, as roman gapes at the small throwing knife embedded in the wall. 

“you’ve picked up some new skills, i see.” 

virgil shrugs. “i’m not interested in hanging out in any more locked car trunks, ro.” 

he hears roman approach him, footfalls deliberately loud so that he knows he’s coming. he feels roman carefully touch his shoulders before leaning down and wrapping him in a hug. 

“you’re a good brother, virgil.” 

“and you’re a good boyfriend, roman.” virgil tilts his head back, lets his head rest on roman’s shoulder. “my baby brother’s lucky to have you.” 

roman squeezes tightly, and virgil takes one hand off the keyboard to press over roman’s. then he prints the suspect list roman’s here for and hands it to him. 

roman swans into the briefing room and drops the suspect list into thomas’s hands before throwing a stunning smile at logan. “are you an astronaut?” 

“no, i am an fbi agent -”

“because damn, you are out of this world!” 

logan blinks at roman, adorable in his confusion, and says, “but i’m not an astronaut, roman. i’m an fbi agent that you work with. is this new information to you?” 

roman sits down and buries his head in his arms, groaning loudly. of course, he just had to develop a maddening crush on the single most oblivious human on the planet. he’s a fool for thinking it can go somewhere. 

years later, roman wakes up in the middle of the night. there’s a warm body curled against his side, tucked underneath his arm, hair tickling roman’s nose, cold toes pressed against roman’s warm inner calf. his fiancé snores softly in his arms, mumbling a long, slurred string of something roman thinks might be latin. 

“i can’t believe how lucky i am,” roman whispers, pressing a single chaste kiss against logan’s hair. “i know every pickup line in the book, and none of them worked, and i still managed to land the most wonderful man in the entire world. and i love you.” 

“l’v you t’,” logan mumbles, immediately followed by more meaningless latin gibberish. 

“te amo, mi amor,” roman says sleepily, pulling logan a little closer as he falls asleep again.

(soft domestic fbi!logince gives me life and so does roman and virgil’s friendship) 

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21 prinxiety or logince?

021: “He/She’s quite stunning, isn’t he/she?”

“He’s quite stunning, isn’t he?”

Virgil followed Logan’s gaze towards Roman, who sat on the couch with Patton, playing some alternate version of ‘rock, paper, scissors’. For a second he thought Logan meant Patton, but his gaze didn’t move when Patton stood up- it was still locked in the same spot.

“Who, Roman?” Virgil hummed, crossing one leg over the other, knee bumping the table. “You know, if you like him, you should ask him out.”

Logan seemed to take the suggestion into consideration, as he didn’t immediately refuse. 

“I suppose that is what people do when they like someone.” Logan said after a minute of silence, lips twitching into a grin as Roman shouted in agony as he lost the game for the third time in a row.

“I mean, I personally don’t see the appeal, but if your standards are low enough..”

Logan huffed out a laugh, resting his cheek on his palm, elbow sat on the tabletop. “We have the same face, Virgil.”

Though he supposed that was a lie, he thought, gaze sweeping across Roman’s face, and then Patton’s. There were a few physical differences there, like Patton’s freckles, Roman’s laugh lines, and the small scar that cut through one of Roman’s eyebrows.

“There’s no way he’d find me worthy of him, though. It’s illogical.” Logan stated with such a certain tone it was almost sad, leaning back against his chair and crossing his arms over his chest, eyes still trained on Roman.

Virgil chose to ignore the slightly self-deprecating comment and instead stared at Logan, amused by his heart eyes as he gazed openly at his crush, and pulled out his phone, skimming through the conversation he had with Roman in texts the night before, where Roman was contemplating asking Logan out but felt that Logan wasn’t interested. 

Virgil shook his head.

Oblivious idiots.

101 Fluffy Prompts

An idea: Logan sitting in the morning sunlight, probably drinking coffee, looking ethereal and gorgeous and the other’s all stopping dead in their tracks when entering the room as if they’re just realising how pretty Logan actually is.