Logince 4

Sanders Sides Cooking Show AU

Okay so I watch this show called My Kitchen Rules, don’t judge me, it’s great. But basically what happens is you have several pairs/couples competing against each other; they have to cook meals, complete challenges, face sudden death, y'know, typical cooking show stuff… but with pairs. So, while watching one couple yell wildly at each other as whatever they were cooking caught fire, I began thinking about the Sides in this mess.

Patton

- Patton cooks from the heart, improvising as he goes a lot of the time. He doesn’t really have recipes, more traditions that have been lovingly drilled into him

-Decent cook, but is amazing with desserts, as they are his favourite. He’s really good at making the flavours work together, though sometimes he overloads on sugar and makes the dish unbalanced

-Even when everything is going wrong he still can make light of the situation, joking and being positive. Even when going to sudden death he seems cheery, even though on the inside he’s disappointed in himself.

-Literally everyone loves him, even the judges. One of the audiences favourites for sure.

Logan

-Logan is very by the book. He does not like to improvise, it gets him stressed

-Very good with time management, nothing is ever rushed.

-Is very skilled chef though sometimes lacks artistic ability to make the dish look nice.

-If something goes wrong there is either full blown screaming or he’s calm, collected, and works through the problem

-Looks perpetually done or entirely focused, there is no in between. Unless he wins something, then he smiles a bit and thanks the judges.

-He probably doesn’t want to be on this show and doesn’t see the point in it.

Roman

-Very good at plating and making things look lovely

-His dishes sound entirely random at first but somehow he manages to make it work and no one really understands how

-Some people love him, some people hate him

-Whenever there’s a challenge of serving food to a crowd of random people who then vote for the best dish, Roman’s charisma means EVERYONE wants to try his food. Even if the foods not great he’ll probably get a vote, especially if it’s a parent/child voting. Roman’s great with kids

-Actually works better in sudden death because he gets to prepare a whole meal and he likes linking all the courses together

-Can get a bit “extra-passionate” sometimes

Virgil

-Doesn’t say much to other contestants, even in their little interview bit all he really does is make sarcastic comments

- His sarcasm does mean he ends up being a fan favourite

-A lot like Logan with his cooking style

-He’s a bit uncomfortable with the large amount of cameras shoved in his face

-Just shrugs if he’s sent to sudden death-he understands, he gets it-internally is freaking out because it’s too much pressure

-Strangely good at the challenges

That’s them individually, but what happens when they’re with their partners?

I’ve only done a couple of my personal favourites, please feel free to add more

Logicality

-Logan is driven up the wall with Patton’s constant puns, but it is very endearing to watch. He sometimes joins if everything is going well

-When something goes wrong, Patton can see Logan getting worked up, so he takes over whatever Logan is doing to let him breathe for a second. Logan’s able to think everything through and quickly solve whatever happened

-Patton can be INFURIATING. He keeps adding things randomly and going against the recipes and it drives Logan insane, Patton just laughs at him.

-Always makes sure Patton is alright if they go to sudden death

-When they win something Patton gets very excited and that’s when Logan fully lights up and hugs him and everyone dies because, they’re an unlikely couple but also perfect?

Prinxiety

-Virgil is done with your shit Roman. Stop being a diva and just do your thing

-We all know Roman is extra but he amps it up with Virgil just to annoy him. Remember Virgil making sarcastic comments? They are almost always directed at Princey

-Sometimes some contestants are a bit flirty around Roman (it happens quite a bit on this show) and Roman is Roman so he loves the attention, but he also loves how protective it makes Virgil, it’s cute. He does make sure he’s actually alright of course

-If you thought Logan was bad when Patton spontaneously adds stuff, you should see Virgil when Roman practically sCRAPS THE RECIPE! He is not happy, Roman will never give in though

-Things don’t usually go to wrong in terms of cooking skill, but when they do, they go WRONG. There’s fire, burning, and a lot of yelling. Strangely if this happens, it just makes both of them more competitive, like they’re trying to prove something to the other and they end up with their best dish

-Despite the arguments, taunts and occasionally screaming, both take good care of each other, knowing how crushing failure is

Logince

-Now this is a force to be reckoned with

-There is almost always constant bickering, arguing, yelling, fire, destruction. Honestly they nearly burned down the entire HQ once

-Despite this they have such a strong connection and NEVER put out a bad dish

-They have the time management, even through Roman’s antics Logan has got everything planned out. He argues with Roman recklessness just for the sake of arguing at this point, he’s already providing Princey with all he needs.

-They have the skill and technique down. They have the creativity and sophistication nailed. It’s actually a wonder how the kitchen ends up such a mess

-They work the best in their own madness and chaos, if you looked at the plate you would never guess that a camera man nearly got burnt to death while filming it get made

-No one understands how these two manage it

-At judging of every round, Roman will always stand with his arm around Logan’s shoulders and Logan will always lean into him. They’re like different people.

Moxiety

-Honestly what more can I say than pure

-It’s literally the fluffiest thing. If Virgil messes up Patton is so kind and loving and reassuring and Virgil can just breathe and think through how to fix it

-If Patton messes up, Virgil just pauses for a second, and asks Patton of _____ will work? Which of course, it does

-If Virgil makes a sarcastic comment then Patton will scold him for it and it’s hilarious

-Virgil also manages to balance out Patton’s dishes really well, so dessert doesn’t end up too sweet. They make flawless desserts

I wish to contribute to the logince community again!!!

I wanted to do a redraw of an older Logince drawing I did a while ago! I have to say I’m a little proud of the results uwu

Time taken: 3 hours?

Hope you enjoy!

for science 🔬

- how about logan with lipstick?

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

drained of blood, the heart is white

Jeremy in Always and Michael in Never, because i am an angst goblin

why did you make me do this to my boys

this this took me many hours to finish i regret doing it but i like how it turned out also i’m obseseed with that ship mmmmm- aND I KNOW THAT JERRY’S HAND IS TOTALLY OFF I KNOW IT’S A HUGE ANATOMY MISTAKE JUST DON’T BE MAD AT ME

Logan: I am a failure. A disappointment to my name. My dreams and ambitions have been crushed, much like my previously dwindling will to live. My existence means nothing henceforth. The universe is burdened by my presence. I await Death.

Roman: WHAT?!

Virgil: He got a 98 on his math test

An idea: Logan sitting in the morning sunlight, probably drinking coffee, looking ethereal and gorgeous and the other’s all stopping dead in their tracks when entering the room as if they’re just realising how pretty Logan actually is.