Only When My Mom Makes It. Everyone Else Makes It Wrong.

TIL an identity thief stole the identity of a surgeon and while aboard a Navy destroyer was tasked with performing several life saving surgeries. He proceeded to memorize a medical textbook just before hand and all the patients survived.

via reddit.com

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He's not wrong in his guess, though. People here can be quite violent.

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

I'm alive

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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