Latest Posts by maybeemayhem - Page 4
average internet friend group
me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!
me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...
yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know
real and true
can you all forget everything you know about me pls I really want to start again but be cooler this time.
where's that picture that ruined my life
"Trust the process" fuck you, the process has teeth and eyes too far apart and is just generally suspicious, I ain't trusting SHIT
missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up
sorry for being cute and earnest and silly I’ll try harder to be more nonchalant and unbothered and mysterious
i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head
by my count I'm at 4 and I've got two fucking years left
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
on some level i am proud of me now but all the youngest versions of me are not. it’s okay though because they don’t know what we went through
NO NO NO NO FUCK FUCJ SAND IT SAND
Ah yes, time to return to a singular moment from the past, standing like a boulder at the edge of my memory shore
Assuredly I will be able to revisit it always. What could possibly do away with so solid a thing as this? The gentle lapping of the sea of time?
Ah yes, time to return to a singular moment from the past, standing like a boulder at the edge of my memory shore
Assuredly I will be able to revisit it always. What could possibly do away with so solid a thing as this? The gentle lapping of the sea of time?
op turned off reblogs but I want this forever
im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s
they seriously need to invent a medication that has no side effects and no risks and that cures everything that is wrong with me instantly and forever. and is raspberry flavoured
new year's resolutions
- don't die
- get even gayer
- get an even weirder gender
- reach out to my friends more
they should invent a week or maybe a month where nothing stressful happens and ur brain isnt even allowed to think of stressful things and if anything is stressful it explodes and dies painfully