Gonna Tell My Kids This Was One Direction

god i’m such a lesbian i never knew how bad it was but this shit is like stage 4 palliative care lesbianism

is there a scientific reason behind why I as a lesbian like middle aged man yaoi so much?

Happy Pridemonth my Queers!!

This is now my new favorite best friend duo

Few things enrage me as much as the trope of i-made-my-own-gender-reveal-cake-but-it-accidentally-turned-Green.so-everyone-is-confused-about-what-the-gender-is. If the base of the cake is yellow and you put too little blue foodcolouring in it OF COURSE IT WILL TURN GREEN. We‘ve all been to Kindergarten no?? OF COURSE it was supposed to be Blue, if the Baker wanted to make it pink it would be pale or red BUT NOT GREEN.

being clean means never doing it again

being clean means never doing it again

being clean means never doing it again

being clean means never doing it again

i’m tired of the smut bring back thor’s poptart addiction and clint being in the vents all the time

Just had a crazy talk with my mom about my childhood hahahahahahahahahahahaha

played a kinda board-rpg with a group of friends at the party and my secret was that i was the village-slut and slept at someone else’s house every night and everytime one of my friends found out they laughed their ass off bc i’m the most asexual being at the function