so apparently men put their dih on one side in their pants?? like either left or right of the seam against their leg?? apparently the majority are dressing left?? I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A THING
how dare you hide buckys-arm-is-a-makeshift-dyson-airwrap in the tags??
my headcanon for those 14 months time skip is that they all invested in a dyson and a 10 step haircare routine
Few things enrage me as much as the trope of i-made-my-own-gender-reveal-cake-but-it-accidentally-turned-Green.so-everyone-is-confused-about-what-the-gender-is. If the base of the cake is yellow and you put too little blue foodcolouring in it OF COURSE IT WILL TURN GREEN. We‘ve all been to Kindergarten no?? OF COURSE it was supposed to be Blue, if the Baker wanted to make it pink it would be pale or red BUT NOT GREEN.
Joaquin posted this btw
being clean means never doing it again
being clean means never doing it again
being clean means never doing it again
being clean means never doing it again
just saw a giant shooting star... maybe it will all be alright eventually
my therapist when i saw her for the first time in two weeks: you look pale and thin, are you okay?
my fuckass 3d that i’ve been trying to recover from: omg queen she said you look skinneyy 😜