CM Took A Big Athletic Male Model From The South Side Of Chicago And Said "actually He Calls His Best

my gay ass cannot handle these two omfg holy shit there's tears in my eyes

sneaking off at a gala but make it yuri

Just saw someone in a fit saying that black widows don't eat other spiders and that they aren't cannibals like that WHEN BLACK WIDOWS ARE CALLED WIDOWS BECAUSE THEY EAT THE MALES AFTER MATING WITH THEM I love you guys but pls stay in school

Literally me when i listen to rock music

just saw a giant shooting star... maybe it will all be alright eventually

god i’m such a lesbian i never knew how bad it was but this shit is like stage 4 palliative care lesbianism

is there a better way to spend a day off getting wine drunk and crying over Peter Parker Angst?

played a kinda board-rpg with a group of friends at the party and my secret was that i was the village-slut and slept at someone else’s house every night and everytime one of my friends found out they laughed their ass off bc i’m the most asexual being at the function

my therapist when i saw her for the first time in two weeks: you look pale and thin, are you okay?

my fuckass 3d that i’ve been trying to recover from: omg queen she said you look skinneyy 😜

my shayla

ive started learning to play bass a week ago and today I noticed im starting to grow a happy trail... I think this is the sapphic goddesses blessing me or something