Miscalculated How Much Caffeine I Needed For Today’s Work Day And Now I Emit A Buzzing Sound Through

Few things enrage me as much as the trope of i-made-my-own-gender-reveal-cake-but-it-accidentally-turned-Green.so-everyone-is-confused-about-what-the-gender-is. If the base of the cake is yellow and you put too little blue foodcolouring in it OF COURSE IT WILL TURN GREEN. We‘ve all been to Kindergarten no?? OF COURSE it was supposed to be Blue, if the Baker wanted to make it pink it would be pale or red BUT NOT GREEN.

is there a better way to spend a day off getting wine drunk and crying over Peter Parker Angst?

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

none of my friends wanna go see the thunderbolts movie with me so im going alone 😞

so apparently men put their dih on one side in their pants?? like either left or right of the seam against their leg?? apparently the majority are dressing left?? I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A THING

i have been reading fanfiction for a long time now and I have seen loads of ethical and unethical, well written and badly written, copy and paste and need and revolutionary tropes but I don't think I hate anything more than when people write a deeply traumatized character that then infantilized and being portrayed as cute and adorable and innocent and desireable. It feels so disrespectful to actual victims of crime and violence for their hardships to be turned into a fetish trope.

being clean means never doing it again

being clean means never doing it again

being clean means never doing it again

being clean means never doing it again

Literally me when i listen to rock music

and while im on the topic, I respect graphic and sexually explicit content on ff-sites of course, but it really gives me the ick when the tags read like corn categories, I can't put my finger on why I but yeah

is there a scientific reason behind why I as a lesbian like middle aged man yaoi so much?