1. I Dunno But If I Had To Choose, Probably A Pokémon (xerneas Or Lunala)

1. I dunno but if I had to choose, probably a Pokémon (xerneas or lunala)

2. Jeans and sweatshirt or hoodie

3. Witch. One of my core memories was making “potions” and building “faerie houses” with my friends when I was 8.

4. I like stars, blue, and baggy clothes

5. I don’t really care??

6. Eat a half bowl of straight up cereal and with the rest of the cereal in the bowl pour milk in

7. Take over the world and sentence then to the guitounen(the French thing that cuts peoples heads off)

@ilovefreedelahoya @theviolettulip @eridanidreams @greyvear

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

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Things my classmates have said/ conversations that we have been a part of that I think would make really good incorrect quotes:

Person 1: “technically since I’m younger than you you’re assaulting a minor”

Person 2: “bro were BOTH minors!”

Person 3: “what do you mean you’re ‘ technically’ younger?”

Person 1: “well I’m MORE minor than you!!!”

Person 2: “I literally called you stupid that’s not ASSAULT “

Conversation #2

Person 1: “you know how (teacher 1) takes 5 days to grade assignments?”

Person 2: “yeah?”

Person 1: “(teacher 2) takes 30 minutes.”

Person 2: “WHAT?! I still have a 62 for an assignment I turned in three days ago!”

Person 3: “well if depends on whether (teacher 2) likes you or not

Person 4: why would (teacher 2) like person 1 more than person 2?”

Person 3: “she tried to cut a penny in half”

Person 1: “she tried to cut a penny in half”

Person 2: “ I tried to cut a penny in half.”

Ok I just found these funny and thought “hey what if I make incorrect quotes of my fav characters saying these!” But now after this I’m just burnt out for some reason so I’ll just tag my fandoms below and let other people’s imagination lead the way lol

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mha sero hanta haikyuu school incorrect quotes beyblade beyblade burst no hate Ok bye thanks for listening bnha textpost Kaminari would DEFINITELY say one of these for sure him too incorrect op uuugh I cut the penny in half 😅 ok but it was WAY more interesting than reading the Red Badge of Courage ms Roger’s if you’re reading this I would like you to change my 62 pls

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things my classmates have actually said???

by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.

“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”

“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”

“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”

“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”

”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”

“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”

“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”

*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”

“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”

“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”

“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”

we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.

also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)

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incorrect quotes oh well why are they like this idk why cult bnha textpost incorrect op my class is a cult Yes I cut the penny in half In my defense cutting a penny in half with safety scissors is more fun than listening to my teacher talk about the Red Badge of Courage Fun fact the hand sanitizer was scented not flavored If any of my classmates find this no you didn’t

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Hey, what's a pic-crew?

It’s kind of like a dress up game website that makes profile pictures! At least, that’s what I think you’re referring to.

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hello ✨

*insert aesthetic first post*

Do you ever wonder why? Why are you alive? How did you get here? Where does your soul go? Out of all the minuscule atoms in the universe, what about them made the earth we know it today?

anyways, those are just random philosophical questions. Answer them. You might find the answer to the universe… the meaning of your life… your true aspirations…

it’s 3 am and I still need to finish my reading hw of 50 pages on the count of monte cristo …

farewell ✨✨✨

“From the bottom of my heart, what the fuck is going on." - hikaru hisashi (https://archiveofourown.org/works/56392750 , Berylt)

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philosophy ao3 link outer space beyblade beyblade burst demon possession the universe count of monte cristo

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