Made The Worst Brownies Ever Created Just Now

The real question:

When will we have a character who says “I don’t need a relationship” and then proceeds to NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP AND BE TOTALLY COOL WITHOUT ONE because honestly I’m so fed up with writers forcing romance on characters who clearly don’t want it/don’t care about it

any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?

you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?

mythbusters was so good because it wasn't a killjoy show. they didn't just say "see, it doesn't work" and leave it there

whenever they find that the stunt doesn't work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask "what would it take to make this happen?"

lord the peasants are so loud today

twenty years across the sea

is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription

will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe