No One Will Come To Save You But Some Will Offer You Their Hand To Hold When Life Gets Tough And Those

Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

it’s his birthday so i get to be cheesy

Depressed monkey. Whatever. Who cares about juice reward.

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

viable male employment:

lighting women's cigarettes

gay sex

shivering wet stray dog

me doctor says I has “iron da fish in sea” but I don’t remember ironin’ no fish

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me