Reyna: What Was The One Thing I Told You Not To Do Tonight?

Meg: I barely remember what happened... just the ambulance ride to the hospital

Percy: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you

Meg: Then what was that siren?

Percy: That was Apollo

Apollo: I was not that loud

Percy: Cars pulled over, man

Therapist: Let’s focus on the positive. What are your most useful talents?

Grover: I can screech super loud

Nico: I can command a bunch of skeletons follow me around, and they are great company

Percy: I can get fish to let me gossip about people I don’t like

Frank: I can turn INTO those fish that listen to Percy gossip

Hazel: I can move mountains - literally

Piper: I can convince billionaires to give me all of their money in less than twelve seconds

Jason: I can speak to wolves - which is great and all, until they say things you REALLY don’t want to hear

Reyna: I can kill someone just by looking at them

Thalia: So can I

Annabeth: Same here

Leo: I can probably walk on the sun

Will: I practically AM the sun

Therapist:

Therapist: I’m beginning to understand why all of you are here-

I DID A SILLY THING

Anyways here's a nearly 3k long mini essay on why Fyodor is alive

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My theory on why Fyodor isn’t dead (and how he managed to stay alive)

My theory on why Fyodor isn’t dead (and how he managed to stay alive) Alright so this is 100% a thought dump but let’s see how it goes. So

Who cares if it isn't as popular, Vietnamese traditional clothing is STUNNING. I'm still drooling over that one jade-green dress you drew Crowley in like two years ago, and that's not even as ornate and beautiful as they can get

That one is ao dai, the more popular one, we habe traditional clothing going back to the 18th centuries which is quite interesting n comes in lots of styles too

crowley didn't know how they ended up there, but the only thing that mattered right then, was that he was with Aziraphale

angels don’t dance but they can fucking shred a hoverboard

So I searched up some relaxing music

And then I found a supermix on youtube music and looked at what was in it. AND THERE WAS THE INSTRUMENTAL OF ‘IT’S QUIET UPTOWN’ MY MAN THAT IS NOT RELAXING THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SING ALONG AND CRY AND I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK TOO

The Guardians of the Multiverse. 🔥

I'd pay to watch that

Doctor Who AU where the companions unionize and Donna and Martha start a YouTube channel