bïg böys
Happy Mother’s day to future mothers and future families💝👪
Also:
I DIDN’T THINK I NEEDED TO CLARIFY THAT BAKUGOU IS MARRIED TO CAMIE UTSUSHIMI HERE, READ THE MANGA, GUYS
so where can I find dis space disco 🤔
they’re going to da space disco
everyone glossing over the fact that Keith could’ve been named Yorak if not for his dad
Yorak the fuckin Black Paladin?
the gaang + social media would be a nightmare. toph would write chain emails (edit: changed the fourth snap – see here)
can I just say? Calypso with vitiligo? Yes. Very good. The person who first came up with the idea? Genius. I love this idea so, so much.
I miss Jason. I know everyone is saying he died for a purpose, it’s good cuz rick is showing that his characters have flaws and they can die, no relationship is perfect... but like I miss Jason. And jasiper. I miss that too :,(
as much as I want piper to march into the underworld and drag Jason back to life I know that can’t happen and I’m sad
Call me Maybe preformed with bottles
> This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable.
ok so i have this hc that’s like immortal!percy except it’s not because he accepted the gift.
we know that the gods are basically manifestations of culture and that they can change and disappear because of changes in culture.
and percys been through horrible things and has done incredible things and he’s basically legendary around camp. and we have fannon where he’s known all throughout ny boarding schools as this troubled, potentially dangerous kid. and the whole country has heard of him as the kid who fought off this gunman and fell from the st. louis arch and maybe they start to make connections.
so picture percy fighting a monster one day and getting like impaled and everyone freaks out, only to remove the weapon/horn whatever, and gold ichor is pouring out and then the wound just closes.
he storms olympus like “i said no, i don’t want this, what the hell” but the gods are all shocked too. because it wasn’t them. it was the people. they made him a god through their awe and fear.
original idea: @fuckprophecys :))
Percy: TOUGH TALK FOR A FELLOW WITH A SMALL COCK
Annabeth: sometimes I watch myself blank on how to spell nessaccery and I marvel and how the hell I've gotten this far in life
Jason: It’s all about being HomieSexual
Piper: what the duckity fuck
Frank: my mom says ramen gives you cancer
Hazel: [Nico] if u dont sleep i’ll beat u with a 2L Electric Rice Cooker, WHITE TIGER Portable Mini Rice Cooker with Digital Display, Intelligent timing, 15 Minutes Fast Cooking, Re-heating, Keep Warm, For 2-4 People
Leo: WONKY MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE MEAT
Nico: “Roses are red, silent as a mouse. Your backdoor is unlocked, I’m inside your house.” - [Nico Di Angelo, 2k20″
Will: don’t talk to me ever again i hate everyone i just wanted to be gay with my boyfriend until i realized it’s 4 in the morning >:(
Reyna: maybe i’m gay maybe i’m straight maybe i’m a fucking frog idk
BONUS:
(Looking at auguries) Octavian: It says I’m sexy and muscular
Reyna: You are literally a pale noodle
Alternate Piper???: yams: i feel like it needs to be said yams are my fucking lord and savior i don’t believe in god but i believe in yams i could probably kill someone, there are many ways to kill someone with yams you could choke someone bye shoving them down their throat or you could stuff the entire body with yams you could put poison in the yams or you could beat someone to death with the yams, you could also smash someone’s peepee with the yams like a rock until it’s flat as paper. in conclusion you could definitely kill someone with a yam and smash their peepees
sometimes I think about if class 1-A held one of those tape a teacher or principal to a wall fundraisers so everyone just throws money everywhere while Sero is just taping Aizawa to the wall and Aizawa just doesn’t fucking care
Where every ship is valid and if any of them were to become canon, we would support it!!!
Join the craze and pick your teams!
Where every ship is valid and if any of them were to become canon, we would support it!!!
Join the craze and pick your teams!
Eternally torn because on the one hand, I respect and even like the cannon decision to make Newt and Anathema a couple. I’ve got a soft spot for kick-ass women and shy, awkward men being paired up, and I like to think that after the book, Newt becomes Anathema’s biggest supporter, John Mulaney “I love my wife” style.
On the other hand, gay brain keeps chanting “make her a lesbian” in an increasingly loud voice.
omg this is so freaking cute
Some travlyn art
Love, Popularity, Chipotle?
Philip: Daddy, there's a monster under my bed!
Alex: Aw, son, of course there's no-
*thomas jefferson pops out*
Alex: OH MY GOD IT'S A MONSTER
Alexander: alright, bye
John: bye
[somewhere else]
Lafayette: *spidey senses*
Lafayette: *falls out of a tree and lands on Alex*
Lafayette: sTOP RIGHT THERE
Philip: *sneaks in through the window at 2 AM*
Alexander *flicking on the light and turning around in his chair*: So, where were you?
Philip: I- I was with Angelica!
Angelica *turning around in her own chair*: Want to try again?
SWARM THE PLACE
I WAS JUST REREADING TOA AND I SAW THAT RICK DESCRIBES WHERE MEG AND APOLLO WALK TO GET TO PERCY SO I FOLLOWED THEM ON MAPS AND IT LED ME TO AN APARTMENT BUILDING THAT FITS THE DESCRIPTION SPREAD THE WORD WE HAVE HIS LOCATION
aaaaaEEEEEE
I may have gone overboard. But here are more wallpapers I made. Reblogs help a lot especially people looking for new wallpapers and are into the theatre fandom
HELP THIS PERSON BECAUSE I CAN’T
Me and my mom are being poisoned with toxic gas bc my furnace has a crack in and is leaking carbon monoxide; this is urgent.
I’m so sorry, I wish I could help you! :(
hey, a lot of you know me as somebody who was homeless all of a couple months ago and things have gotten better! we have a place now and i just got moved from part time to full time at my job. however, my mom cant seem to hold down a job and between my stepdad and i, the rent plus other bills are just too high for either of our generally low paying jobs since we were hoping my mom would be able to keep her jobs since she makes double what either of us make. our rent plus late balances and utilities hit right about two thousand and we have a week to pay something close to the full balance. currently between the both of us we can cover at least 1500, but need the other 500 to come to full balance and anything extra (or close) will go to a very high electric bill (because we’re paying for this place plus the outstanding balance from the place we got evicted from), not to mention food and furniture that we still don’t have and can’t afford to get with these bills right now. my stepdad is working on getting a second job and like i said, i got moved to full time at work which means some very little, but extra income. getting this balance as close to zero so we can start to budget between us without banking on my mom anymore and make things work is important and we just need to get through this month! any help at all is appreciated.
(my first name is on my paypal n is also spelled incorrectly but yes that is me)
https://www.paypal.me/bridgetbee
https://cash.me/$bridgetssb
everyone, look at this cat
High-Hell: A Heroes of Olympus Story - Chapter 12: The Barren Land of Bedazzled Trees (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/W9l7WfX8sP After the war between the demigods and Gaea, Chiron decides to send the demigods to highschool! Wait, what? Learn about their adventures and mishaps in this story!
I heard somewhere that whe Lafayette got captured in Austria, it was Angelica Schuyler and her husband John Barker Church to save him.
What do you think the conversation would have been?
“Lafayette! What are you doing in there?”
“Why, I am in jail, of course.”
long, deep, frustrated sigh
“I am sorry, madame, but that man was just asking for it!”
Group Chat: Tony Stark, Y/N Stark, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Sam Wilson, Wanda Maximoff, Vision
Tony Stark: guess im picking up dinner then since im the only one out. suggestions please
Natasha Romanoff: Let’s get something quick. I can go for pizza.
Sam Wilson: we’ve had pizza every day this week. let’s do burger king, that shit’s good.
Y/N Stark: if we’re going in a burger direction let’s do wendy’s instead
Steve Rogers: Maybe some Subway?
Thor Odinson: I BELIEVE WE SHOULD HAVE THE KING OF BURGERS AS WELL!
Y/N Stark: why can i hear him screaming that through the screen lmao
Steve Rogers: What does ‘lmao’ mean?
Bucky Barnes: Let My Appreciation Out
Steve Rogers: Oh, okay! Lmao
Peter Parker: I wouldn’t say no to Subway either
Wanda Maximoff: I’m not hungry, but I will take a coffee. Black.
Natasha Romanoff: it’s eleven at night.
Wanda Maximoff: coffee. black.
Vision: i’m not up for taking fast food either.
Tony Stark: okay all of you guys need to pick a side. i have happy parked in the middle of the road of all those damn choices. WHAT DO YOU WANT.
Natasha Romanoff: Don’t yell at me
Tony Stark: Thor was literally yelling through text earlier
Natasha Romanoff: that’s because he doesn’t know how to turn the caps lock off. Get pizza. It’s easier and feeds everyone.
Sam Wilson: NO. Burger King. It’s all about a majority vote. The big guy wants it too right thunder god?
Thor Odinson: YES. I TOO WILL ENJOY THE KING OF BURGERS. IF IT IS ROYALTY, ITS QUALITY MUST BE THE BEST
Steve Rogers: I still want Subway. Lmao
Tony Stark: okay, cap, lmao does not mean what you think it means. Stop using it.
Peter Parker: i want subway, too. I guess it’s tied for that and Burger King.
Y/N Stark: why does dinner always end up like this
Steve Rogers: what does lmao really mean, Y/N
Bucky Barnes: i’ll break this vote. i’ll take subway.
Peter Parker: YES!
Y/N Stark: peter you’re sleeping on the couch tonight
Peter Parker: awe man…
Tony Stark: okay subway…
Tony Stark: wait has peter been SLEEPING IN YOUR BED?!?!?!
Y/N Stark: uh… sorry dad! Im at the tower where theres lack of service! Get me a pizza sub! Over and out! BYE!
Steve Rogers: WHAT DOES LMAO MEAN?
Person A hides all of Person B’s t-shirts just so they can walk around shirtless.
High-Hell: A Heroes of Olympus Story - Chapter 10: (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/34gJqKah2O After the war between the demigods and Gaea, Chiron decides to send the demigods to highschool! Wait, what? Learn about their adventures and mishaps in this story!
I’m sorry….
(😅 Credits to Dogpaw8 on IG)
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.