Everything Here Is Too Accurate. Could Not Agree More.

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

Got my first follower. Time to see if they’re a real person….

The results are in and… it looks like the majority is OPTIMISTIC 🎉

I’ll let you all know how well this aged once summer is over…

Random thought: movie Elphaba and live action maleficent would make for a neat crossover, I think. No canon logistics to be found, i just think they’d be friends.

Thoughts?

My first like was from a bot… exquisite

Sure you will. It’s on Pinterest.

“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

jeff: gender and sexuality are made up us: so true your maJEFFsty

(source - thank you to @jeffbiblesupremacy for cutting)