Redlitt

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

what’s up with ppl who can just casually listen to music. bc ill hear a singular note and feel it in my asshole, small intestine, and right pinky finger

yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole

we all joke about how deciding what's for dinner every day is awful but I'm not joking anymore. if I have to decide what to make for dinner one more time I might explode

so excited for these three new emojis in particular

"you should be at the club" i should be sleeping peacefully at sunningrocks

he's one of us

Zim + a slightly better human disguise?? ye

transparent Kim looking at stuff