I Got Too Excited While Playing Chess And Told My Opponent That I Was Going To Slit His Throat And Slaughter

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

in 2025 we need more character dynamics that are HR violations

*trying to socialize* so do you guys want to hear how i'd kill you

yes im trying to kill you LOL stop being so immature about it

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.