Ocs go brrrr
Specifically Inscryption flavored
Made this awhile back but decided to post it; a Role-Swap AU where Kaycee, Luke, Bone Lord, and Lonely Wizard are Scrybes while the actual Scrybes are a bunch of Challengers.
LUCK-3 (pronounce Lucky) is Luke, the Scrybe of Technology, he has a gambling mechanic since most of his stuff depends on dumb luck- hence why P03 hates him so much.
Kaycee is the Scrybe of Beasts, don't be fooled! She just looks human. Mechanic is still the sam involving blood sacrifice n such though she tends to throw in new things such as totems, more of an experimental touch to add some sort of flare onto her game. She and Leshy/Lesli get along very well, close friends!
Bone Lord is the Scrybe of the Dead, quite the intimidating figure from his mere appearance. Mechanic is also the same involving bones, not much of a change. He's terrified of Grimora because she just came out of nowhere, started digging up new Graves on HIS Land of the Dead, and he's too scared to ask her to leave ever since he saw her bench press a whole coffin.
Lonely Wizard is the Scrybe of Magicks, a funky little guy who is REALLY powerful in means of manipulating its surroundings and just overall being the classic OP funky Wizard who wants to have fun. Mechanic is the same but LW is able to change the game rules whenever it likes, even mixing up card themes as well, it's entire thing is chaotic. Magnificus still has nightmares due to the amounts of psychic damage LW has caused onto him.
Funny enough, the Scrybes here are really good friends while the Challengers are having a total gamer moment aka trying to kill eachother for the umpteenth time.
I have some designs in mind for the Scrybes underlings, lots of design changes! So I'll work on that soon :]
The straight woman is unsatisfied with straight studio porn. She wants to get off to something in which the actors actually emote and show passion beyond canned moans from the women and, at best, vacant grunts from the men. She turns to gay porn. She knows it's not "for her," but neither was the straight porn, and at least the actors look like they're enjoying themselves. And for a short while she is satiated by Sean Cody et al, but she runs into the same problems she had to begin with. She was not looking at sex but a simulacrum of sex, trapped in Plato's cave. Unsatisfied, she turned to vintage gay porn, harkening to a time when most gay bars still had darkrooms and reliably smelled of piss and Amyl Nitrite. Here was the real thing, in all its animalistic passion. But she still couldn't immerse herself in the fantasy. She wanted the media to engage with her own imagination and meet her half-way, rather than having it spoonfed to her onscreen. She turned to yaoi, with its elongated figures reminiscent of mannerist portraiture, then bara, including hardcore BDSM scenes. But the tactile sensations depicted in the pages didn't do justice to their real life counterparts. She turned deeper into her own imagination, this time reading erotica. No, not the poolside paperbacks sold at Barnes and Noble. The good shit. Why then, was she still not satisfied? She dug deeper, searching for the true meaning of eroticism. She studied the psychoanalysis of Freud, the cultural criticism of Susan Sontag the feminist poetry of Audre Lorde. She took vacation time and flew to Europe, starting at the caves of Lascaux to explore the human urge to create, then traversed the Camino de Santiago on foot, along the way meeting a 56 year old carpenter from Burgos named Andrés, with whom she had an explosive affair. They both knew it couldn't last, which made them cherish each other's touch all the more. Upon flying home, she gave up. If her search for true eroticism never bore fruit this whole time, why would it now? It would take years before she stumbled upon the answer by pure happenstance: dubstep.
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MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER
PLEASE HELP ME
IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY
PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER
What would it be called if someone who sells cups was robbed?
A mugging
Not very knife, honesty. Don't think the robber was very sharp. Maybe he couldn't handle it? I dunno, it seems like he had done it a cuple of times before. Hope he'll be carted away, must've been a siren song, but it really is the same old song and dance. He'll have to note it for next time. Though he might be barred from doing it again. I hope it'll strike a chord in him, so he'll see the light, and feel a bit lighter.
pringles iron maiden
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
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