Latest Posts by unhingedandroidwoman - Page 6

I'm not human, I'm what happens when you give a robot sapience and then mash its mechanical processors into the same shared space as 5 other dorks in a single brain.

these are fun looking

EXCUSE ME????

The struggle between wanting to look like a sexy humanoid robot, wanting to look like a fucked up combat mech, and wanting to look like an inhuman monstrous amalgamation of steel and circuitry is real.

When can I start replacing my biological components for mechanical ones?

Asking for me, because I want this. Human knees fucking suck.

If you’re using Skype you should dump it and get Discord instead!

Pros:

Cleaner, easier to navigate interface

Free servers for more permanent group chat things (way easier to hop in and out of chats)

You can actually have different nicknames on each server if you want

Is actually well built and doesn’t make your computer yearn for death

Stuff coming down the pipeline soon according to devs:

Video chat

Linux client

Cons:

All your friends aren’t on it

But you can change that

Download it. It’s great and it’s only getting better. It’s aimed at gamers but it has nearly all the functionality of Skype and then some.

> Is it ok to be a robot girl who knows absolutely nothing about robotics, or code, or anything computer related, aside from the occasional, basic info?

> I think when I was programmed, they forgot to inject that information into my memory.

> I don't know anything about my programming :[

>Do [HUMANS] know everything about [ANATOMY]?

>Nope! [^_^]

>It is [NORMAL] to be unaware of the inner workings of the [SELF].

>I know I certainly don't [UNDERSTAND] all of my [INSIDES]. <3<3

I don't need to humanize GlaDOS to think she's sexy I will simply rub my wet pussy on her chassis you can't stop me

he mentioned a robot collar and a cable leash and i can't get it out of my head

him digging inside me , tugging on wires , ripping them out , coolant getting everywhere

he's got a million different things plugged into me making my processors run slowly and stupidly

and yet the second i stop looking at him , the second i stop paying attention to him or begging him to keep going or thanking him for using his digits on me ...

he tugs on the leash and forces me to use any remaining processing power i have to focus on him , asking me who owns me . asking me who gave me the gift of my mechanical body . asking me who gave me the privilege to be feeling the pain and pleasure i'm feeling right now . stopping all movement until i whine and whimper and manage to cry out his name

and then he calls me his good girl , his perfect creation , his divinity , and the cycle repeats for HOURS

Aveline 😉✨

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Program has been run. However I have encountered an error, my chassis does not in fact have a way to record.

Holy fuck I've never played doom before this is difficult

I can, in fact, run doom.

you need to pet a trans girl until she unmasks and stop pretending to be human

I can, in fact, run doom.

Trans woman x Robot smut, is this anything? Would y'all be willing to read that?

I love embracing myself as robotkin and I love that my boyfriend is so supportive, but I'm almost afraid to start acting in line with what I want/feel like with my kintype around my other partner (I'm polyamorous, its consensual)

My boyfriend is alterhuman, he's a satyr. He gets it. My partner on the other hand is not and has expressed not really understanding but respecting our kintypes.

I love them but sometimes I just feel a bit alienated and like I'm back in a shell I was never meant to fit in. I know part of that is me just being anxious but I know they won't understand fully.

As an older model android you don't have any newfangled motors and lids for artificial eyes, nor do you even have a dedicated "face". No, you just have a screen.

Sure you can emote, display text, and even display websites and videogames on it, but it feels very stereotypically inhuman. Sometimes it feels alienating, seeing all of your peers get these upgrades and all the newer androids being more humanlike than ever can make you jealous.

But your boyfriend... Oh you know he loves you the way you are.

Behind closed doors, your boyfriend loves the display of pretty, swirling colors. One close look and he can't look away, his eyes locked to the steady spiral and glazing over.

Emotions were always hard for you as a machine, but this... A rush of what you can only assume is pride mixed with desire.

Pawing at your chassis, unable to look away from your old, outdated display. He whines and barks at your command, letting you touch and handle him however you like. "Such a good pet" you say, and his entire world seems to light up.

Maybe you don't need that upgrade. Maybe you don't even want it.

Hey I just posted about this cause I lost the post originally. Yeah HDG is a goddamn horror story from any other perspective.

I do kinda understand the perspective of the willing florets though, being loved and taken care of in an unconditional way that our world can't provide is a helluva escapism drug.

ok i think one of the major reasons hdg is unappealing to me is because i like my kink to tell a story, i like to craft an interesting and captivating (ha!) narrative, but hdg just feels so insurmountably one-sided, it’s like trying to play pretend but the other kid just keeps going “no, im immune, hits you with my death ray that you can’t dodge or deflect and it goes through force fields and cancels out immunity!!!”

To be a robot sat down for routine maintenance by your partner. Immobilized from the neck down for the procedure but still able to feel every screw taken, every panel shifted, and every wire moved.

Eventually they plug in their laptop and run a program to make you feel warm and fuzzy and giggly like laughing gas while they perform more dangerous and intimate repairs.

The inebriation and the touch of their love together sends waves of enjoyment through your body, unable to squirm and writhe in bliss. You can feel their code running through you like a burning poison, but you love it. You love them. You love this.

They tug on a few wires harder than they should have, not like you would have noticed. They coo and call you a good machine but you can hardly process it with how amazing this all feels. God they're just so beautiful, so much so that you don't even notice them running their fingers along your chassis with a look of hunger that always makes you squirm.

You're at their mercy, and by stars it is all you've ever wanted.

I get the appeal of HDG because it would be great to, despite all of your flaws and issues and trauma, be loved and taken care of unconditionally in a way that our real life society struggles to/can't and that even we can't do for ourselves sometimes. As someone who is mentally ill and physically disabled I definitely see the appeal.

But like... Outside of willing florets it's basically just colonization and enslavement? It's a super fucked up piece of fiction by nature. I saw another post on here that said the Affini are akin to a Warhammer faction and like... Yeah, they're right.

i’m so mad there’s no fucking point to this site dog. what do u mean u only have like 25 ppl working for u and u still have the time to ban random black trans women who don’t post anything but jokes for people to enjoy? you’re a fucking joke. you and your company are both jokes photomatt.

oh my gyatt

OOC, I wish amazon wasn't the cheapest place on the internet to buy almost anything. Kink gear is fucking expensive and I am incredibly poor. Not only do I not want to give Bosos any more money, but I certainly do not want him to know what I'm into.

You can smack this machine like an old tv if you want...

It may want to fiddle with its antenna a bit afterwards though...

i have a degradation kink: call me last year's model, a slow bot, power-hungry and inefficient and outdated. make fun of how slow my tick rate is, ask me how i can be slower than a 386

I am so normal about the affini

Stars, to be held so tightly by my affini as she pats my head and rubs my belly with her vines and calls me her silly puppy. She pushes one of her needles into me for my daily class Gs before holding me up to the mirror to show me how well I'm progressing; I start crying seeing how fem I look and I just break down in her arms as she tells me everything will be okay and that I don't have to worry anymore because she owns me. I finally build up the courage to ask her to take me to the vets so I can get puppy ears and a tail that I can finally properly wag, paws that let me walk on all 4s easier and have the added bonus of me needing to ask her for help with everything and fur, soft fur that makes me feel more like a dumb puppy for her than before and stars I am so normal about them

Hdg fucking kills me with longing because like. It's the fantasy of a caring universe. It's such a drastic departure from our world, which tells us "Fuck you, figure it out, put others beneath you so you can win and if you can't, die." And instead gives us a world that tells us "You will have your needs met. You will be cared for. You will be loved. You have no choice."

And fuuuuuck, man 😭

Biological hardware can be funky but it gets the job done well!

I may be a robot but I love this human body! it is doing a very good job of keeping me and my friends alive, thank you human body!

I may be a robot but I love this human body! it is doing a very good job of keeping me and my friends alive, thank you human body!

One must imagine laying back, magnetically stuck on a wireless charger, getting all warm along your back is so snuggly.

I got taken for walkies today with my boyfriend (yay!) but goddamn I'm an out of shape robot-dog-woman-thing.

I need some maintenance, especially lubricant on my joints. Thankfully I didn't get any dirt in them... I think