Glasses People Love To Make You Try Their Glasses On To See How Fucked Up Their Eyes Are. It's A Sign

fuck labels my sexuality is just Dev Patel using his teeth to drive a knife into a mans throat

First day of not having a death dream with taking melatonin! I’m #1 ☝️🤭

Forget high schools and coffee shops. Which half of your OTP would be cast into the timestream to inhabit other lives and solve other people's problems forever without recognition or thanks, and which half would be projected as a hologram, the only person who can see them as themselves, aiding them and keeping them tethered, but doomed to never touch them again and never bring them home?

Thinking about how young me BEGGED my mom to let me have this hair. The side bang was my foil for most of my life.

A bride without a head and a wolf without a foot

Mexicans at their weddings

Need to start a support group with people who constantly have stomach aches