Latest Posts by wormtaste - Page 4

This is me but replace “fruit” with “critters I found in my walls”

How life feels when you choose to eat an entire fridge of of fruit instead of lunch

Baby want lobotomy

is this a frequently asked question?

Woah mama it really isn't

This post is both really funny and completely true and I don’t want to take away from that butI just want everyone to know that, for a second, I thought it said “work isn’t real money, isn’t real jobs aren’t, real nothing is real yolo”

And I was like, “yeah, I guess it isn’t”

rookie mistake

you’ve described 68.3% of YouTube video essays

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

“hey bb grl, u up?”

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

Sorry to be a le epic Reddit atheist again, but I think it is extremely bad that many of our national leaders believe that the voices inside of their heads are coming from an omnipotent supernatural being, and that this being is telling them that they’re divinely chosen to lead.

finally, someone who knows how to throw it back for a real one properly

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

This is the second funniest thing I’ve seen involving the gambler

let’s play in the eelgrass with mama

phew

05/20/25

Megalodon is currently still confirmed extinct

Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

nothing in overwatch can ever compare to TF2 sprays

why does this motherfucker move like he’s lagging

I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave

The emperor can bite my shiny metal ass

Second imperium lets gooooo

this comment on an antonblast boss no damage run is KILLING ME

BIG BOOTY LATINA SATAN

Uhhh... Lightmode?

CEMENT

cement cement cement

Make sure to hold your breath

[HEADPHONE AND VOLUME WARNING]

Commissioned some motivation from @jakvox :^] Check him out on Bsky!