Adhd Things - Blog Posts

am I the only one who can slip into different accents?

Like, NO- hear me out, You know you have that one friend who one second ago was norwegian then next thing ya know, BAM!- theres a fwackin cowboy in your room telling you to eat your ravioli in a bowl instead of a plate?!?..

no, just me?  

Heya y'all, you ever start doomscrolling and ur like "NO, BAD! BE PRODUCTIVE!" and you're acutely aware that you should be, but you just- Can't?? And then you've been browsing Youtube videos and Tumblr posts for the better part of 3½ hours and remembering the most random things and you're like "Oh! I should check on that!" And you've barely done anything with the free-time you had and while you're upset about that happening you don't let it get to you because negativity isn't healthy and should generally be avoided when possible?

Oh right. I have ADHD, welp. Take this as you see fit.

my sister: *recalls something from our childhood*

me, a known ADHD: memories aren't real. nu-uh. show me a memory. that's not a memory! what's a memory? who let you in here?

people are always like 'wow! i want to take a look inside your head to see how your brain works!' like, you fool, its the adhd

me, pointing to directions for a lab: i can't read this!!! i'm illiterate!!!

my friend: didn't you finish a 500 page book in a day once?

me: my past does not define me.

i've decided to give up ADHD for lent.

i'm tired as fuck and fuck is straight up vIBRATING WITH ENERGY

I refuse to live in a world where a

FUCKING HORSE

Is better at planning then I am

Info-dump about your special Interest or Hyperfixation

I wanna hear all about it.

When somebody tells you to stop stimming/fidgeting because it’s “giving them anxiety”: