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Why did nobody told me that Hook's tragic backstory was a trilogy ? Now I'm sad and they all drank the Neverland neverleave water...
OH MY GODS NO DON'T KISS WHAT HER PARENTS ARE RIGHT THERE AND YOU KNEW HER EX WHEN HE WAS A CHILD WHAT
I KNEW THAT HE WAS PAN. ALSO I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S THOMAS BRODY-SANGSTER WHICH IS REALLY ACCURATE SINCE THIS GUY IS ETERNALLY 15.
WHAT!? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE MY LITTLE GUY'S HEART ! HIS MOMS ARE GONNA KILL YOU.
Soo... Are we gonna talk about how Hook (who is absolutely Emma's love interest even though Regina is right there) was talking with Emma about Baelfire, who he was a father figure to, and Emma who had a child with him ??? The timeline is really weird for me.
KNEW IT. HE'S IN NEVERLAND. LOST GUYS AND PETER IF YOU SO MUCH AT TOUCH THIS BOY I WILL COME FOR YOU. I CAN KILL YOU IN A WAY THAT MATTERS, AND I WILL !!
AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A DRAWING OF HIM I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO KNOW.
Well Neal is with Mulan, Aurora and apparently her prince so good for him. But nOT GOOD FOR HIS SON HE'S ALONE WITH A PETER. I HATE MOST PETERS, ALL BACKSTABBER TRAITORS SO I DON'T TRUST YOU PAN !
Okay so Belle's back to herself, they kiDNAPPED HENRY, MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN ALL THIS, AND NOW RUMPLE AND BELLE ARE SEPARATING FOREVER ?!
Angry thoughts aside, I'm 99% sure that Henry will end up in Neverland, and 70% sure that he'll find Neal there.
Magic is "unholy" ? They want to "cleanse" it ? "Believers" ?
That sounds an awful lot like a cult.
I knew it. OF COURSE Neal ended up in London, in the 19th century. And OF COURSE it was in Wendy's house. And OF COURSE the episode's name is second star to the right.
What next ? Peter Pan chilling in Nevada ?
David giving dating advice to Rumple was NOT on my bingo card for this episode.
Also Don Juan made a deal with him ? What DID HE GIVE HIM ??
OH MY GODS IT'S HER. HER. HER.
AND she's a cheater. I don't like you
"I promise, I'm never going to lie to you again."
I'm sorry Henry she is so going to do it
Nope he's very much alive and very much TEN YEARS OLD.
OH AND STOP LYING TAMARA. IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME
OH MY GOD DID HE JUST DIE
DID SHE JUST ??? TAZZED AN OLD DRAGON MAN AND KILLED HIM ??? THEN DID THE SAME TO AUGUST ???
I think she wants magic for her grandma or something. It was a valuable object to her, so idk maybe she wants to resuscitate her ? Or maybe give her magic ?
SO I WAS RIGHT. AUGUST IS STILL A PIECE OF WOOD WHAT. HE JUST WALKS LIKE THAT ??? ALSO WHERE DOES THAT BUNKER-VAN COMES FROM ???
I still don't know who's the villain here. Snow killed Cora. Rumple guy is actually kindaaa good like ~~~~type of good. Regina is just stressed and depressed (and tried to kidnap a child because he was cute ??? And the same guy came back and saw magic ???). Hook disappeared ???????
This show is giving me a migraine. And I don't even get migraines.
I've decided that I'm just gonna react to Ouat on Tumblr now because finALLY I WANT TO KNOW WHERE AUGUST DISAPPEARED TO THE GUY WAS WOOD. PLAIN NORMAL WOOD. AND THEN HE GOT UP AND LEFT ????
Also I still haven't started seeing the Ouat part of Tumblr but I'll eat all of Jefferson's hats if nobody ships Emma and Regina. I'm only in season 2 and the TENSION. HENRY. PLEASE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HENRY IS RUMPLE- WEIRD NAME GUY GRANDSON !? WHY DID I EVEN START THIS SHOW THE FAMILY TREE IS COMPARABLE TO GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Season 4 of Once Upon A Time is weird.
I Will be fighting the writers of the first half of season 4 in the Tesco's carpark at midnight. WTF were they thinking???? Bo Peep is a slave owning war mongerer????? Who BRANDS people?? ELSA????????? With Frozen accurate backstory???? Ingrid was okay but they DIDN'T NEED ELSA FIR THAT STORY TO WORK! It probably would've worked better without Elsa - and I dont dislike OUAT Elsa, but she didnt need to be there and it probably would've improved the season if she wasn't there.
Tho the queer villain throuple of Cruella, Ursula & Maleficent is very fun. And make the second half of season 4 a lot better than the first.
I have pretty mixed feelings about the author tho, like hes interesting in concept, and the execution isn't the worse, but it could be better.
Regina is perfect as always (I love her) (too much) (shes so pretty) (I'd let the evil queen kill me) (I wanna raise Henry with her and be her wife) (I cant tho) (so Emma & Regina should kiss) (but I do actually like Robin)
Robert Carlyle is amazing as Mr Gold and Rumple still.
I kinda hate Snow this season, she stole Maleficent's baby, cursed the baby & only regretted it upon realising it was human, hides things from Emma, shames Emma for her magic & considers letting Emma get rid of it, and more.
Writers: "They are great together! We love them!"
Fans: "They are my comfort ship. I literally love them!"
Writers: "...."
Writers: "Nevermind, we didn't like them that much after all"