Dive Deep into Creativity: Your Ultimate Tumblr Experience Awaits
TDA - TLH parallels:
Mark glared. "She [Cristina] is nothing like me."
"You don't have to be like someone to love them," said Emma.
- Lord of Shadows
"I am nothing like you, Thomas," said Alastair.
- Chain of Iron
y'all rmb you shit on bad books too before shitting on people who shit on books you like
Blackthorns got their ocean color eyes from Jucie!
Smell of books plays a major role along with Plot, in portaling readers into another dimension.
Have you ever read/saw an emotional scene(filled with too much sweetness/love) that made you feel excessively happy and kinda sick at the same time?
Just kitty things:
For the umpteenth time, Ty ponders why Kit left him. Ty is aware that Kit didn't like some of his past decisions. Still, Ty can't believe that Kit left him. Just like that! Thinking about all these things make him angry and then it reduces him to tears because he's missing Kit terribly.
Julian: Maybe I don’t get a healthy amount of sleep, but can other people do this?
Julian, stands up and blacks out immediately:
Cristina: You do realize that murder is a crime, right?
Emma: Show me the law
Cristina: *hands her a book*
Emma: I’m not reading all of that
Tessa: *banging on the door* Kit, open up
Kit: When I was three I was forced to eat dog food and-
Tessa: Open the damn door
Kit, driving with Jem: You’re gonna yeet off the next exit
Jem: I’m going to what
Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee
Mark: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.
Ty: Actually it’s-
Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice
Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression
Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!
Julian: You’re covered in what?
Mark: Flesh juice!
Julian: I’ll just let you die
Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater
Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit
Kit : ugh, I’ve always wanted to be a super spy. I even had a secret identity. In public, my dad would tell people I was someone else’s kid
magnus, to alec: you’re a psychopath that eats cereal dry
The TSC fandom, every Monday, just like clockwork:
Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.
*Emma walks in*
Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?
Kit: You’re like a budget Chris Evans
Jace: I’m taking that as a compliment
Kit, squinting: Like… a two cents budget
Mark: Justice is best served cold
Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater
Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?
Jem: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer
Alec: Hey, you know what?
Kit: What?
Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters
Emma, holding Church: If you don’t kiss your cats on their soft little foreheads, what are you even doing?
Alec, looking at Chairman Meow: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic
Jem, on the verge of tears: You bought me a present?
Kit: Oh, I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… Let's say I obtained.
Jem, to the fire alarm: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery! How could you-
Fire Alarm: Beep
Jem: Don’t interrupt me
Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!
James : no, we’re in this together
Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices
Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?
Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????
Kit: My life has just kinda gone downhill since the day I found out that it wasn’t actually Zac Efron singing in High School Musical
Mark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING?!