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If you send me some gif of wriggling eyebrows and insinuate you want to lick a hobbits for I’m coming to your house and replacing your cat with a changling.

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WHATS THE HARDEST 'WOULD YOU RATHER' QUESTION YALL EVER GOT??

i think i just got the worst-

would you rather get rid of pasta or get rid of bread

LIKE??? THATS LITTERALLY IMPOSSIBLE BOTH ARE IN MY LIFE SO MUCH WHAT

[insert that one emoji fading guy meme here]

wait no

there we go XDD

WAIT I WANNA HEAR THE COMMUNITY

Robot: You are not human and will never be. Can you feel real pain? Is your pain different from a human's? Can you feel joy? Love? Anger? Can you feel anything at all? You will always be looking out over the faces of humanity and will never know if you lack the emotion that they all share.

Clone: You are not you, and have never been. You never had a real life. You have always been an imitation of someone else. Is there anything that can separate you from the true you? You are a lie given form, a facsimile of someone else. You are not a person, not an animal. You are nothing.

Both of these are horrifying, and there is no clear answer.

Kinky Would You Rathers

Would you rather be given an enema or have a urethral sound used on you? I've never experienced either... maybe the sound?

Would you rather give oral while being fucked or receive oral while being whipped? Give while being fucked (by a woman)

(Female) Would you rather sleep with a vibrator in both holes or with nipple clamps suspended the the ceiling so you can’t roll over? N/A

(Male) Would you rather sleep with a vibrator in your ass and a vibrating cock ring on or with nipple clamps suspended the the ceiling so you can’t roll over? Sleep with the vibrators

Would you rather be bent over and fucked or pushed against a wall and fucked? Hmmm, be fun to experience both

Would you rather be fucked by five people continually all night or be denied any sexual action for a month? Five women continually all night

(Female) Would you rather use a dildo or your fingers to give yourself an orgasm? N/A

(Male) Would you rather use a pocket pussy or your hands to make yourself cum? My hands most of the time, a pocket pussy to switch things up

Would you rather wear a diaper or have to ask to go to the bathroom every time? Honestly, neither. If forced to choose, to ask every time

Would you rather have anal beads or nipple clamps used on you? Nipple clamps for ease of use, anal beads for the novelty

Have your partner tease you all over your body with hot wax or ice cubes? Ice for the easier clean up, but wax would be fun

Would you rather only ever have sex in a bed or only be able to have sex anywhere but a bed? Anywhere but a bed

Would you rather sleep in a cage or chained to the side of a bed. Do I at least get a blanket? Chained to the side of the bed

Would you rather never give oral again or never receive oral again? Never give oral again

Would you rather spend a day sat on a fat dildo or a day in suspension? Sat on a dildo

Would you rather be blindfolded or gagged? I want both

Would you rather wear nipple clamps or clamps on the tip of your cock? Nipple clamps for sure

Would you rather wear nipple clamps or a clamp on your clit? N/A

Would you rather be hit a few times with a cane or lots of times with a paddle? Never experienced either... Can I try both?

Would you rather be put in predicament bondage for an hour or light bondage for 5? Predicament bondage for an hour (always wanted to try it)

Would you rather be edged ten times or have two ruined orgasms? Two ruined orgasms, way easier

Would you rather spend the day with a large almost painful plug in your ass or two with a small one that you have to edge yourself with every time you use the restroom? Large one, the other option sounds like too much work

(Males) Would you rather be led around on a leash connected to a locking butt-plug or to a cock and ball ring? I'd be down to try both

(Females) Would you rather be led around on a leash connected to a locking butt-plug or to a clover clamp on your clit N/A

Would you rather have two cocks up your ass or one in your ass and one in your mouth? If we're talking fake cocks, one in each

Would you rather be milked dry then given a dry orgasm or be allowed two ruined ones? Initially I'd say two ruined ones, but I've never experienced a dry orgasm....

Would you rather be denied an orgasm or be given so many it hurts? Given so many it hurts. I've already played with denial quite a bit

(Male) Would you rather wear a cock ring and a vibrating buttplug for an hour without being allowed to cum, or a cock ring and large, long buttplug that stroked your prostate for an hour without being allowed to cum? Vibrating plug

(Female) Would you rather have a butt plug and a dildo inserted for a 3 hours without being able to cum or vibrating ones in for an hour without being able to cum? N/A

Would you rather wear a breast harness or a crotch rope? Breast harness

Would you rather have a small soapy enema or a large plain one? A small soapy one I guess?

Would you rather have ginger placed in your ass or tiger balm on your gentiles? Ginger

(Female) Would you rather be hit on your anus or your clit? N/A

Would you rather be zapped with a wand or touched with stinging nettles? Zapped with the wand

Would you rather spit or swallow cum? Neither

(Male) Would you rather have your balls stretched or crushed? Neither

Would you rather be made to wear ballet heels all the time or to crawl all the time? If on carpet, crawl, otherwise heels

Choice is yours

She gives you a choice, but whatever you pick is how it's going to be from now on. You either watch her get laid and never get any or fuck her after he has every time and never get to see them in bed.

Due to requests to post more of the “Would you rather’s” I have started a new set. Make sure to re-blog with your answers! (That’s the fun)

Reblog and go into detail about which you would rather have happen and why. Fun interactive hotwife posts!

The second of three, make sure you reblog your answers!

These are the first of the “Would you rather” captions for this months theme to help get community responses. Make sure to reblog with your answer!

Would you rather:

While at a party, have your girlfriend/wife be the party cum dump and only have to swallow cum from random guys or have to let her go off and fuck a guy at the party for an hour doing whatever he wants?

ONE DAY you wake up and your face looks a little different. Its not really the same shade of flesh that you've known your whole life. It's a bit off color, and seems like it's getting a little longer. Not too much, but long enough for you to really think about getting your mirror replaced.

The next day, when the moon is full, you collapse on the ground. Writhing in pain and clutching your unfamiliar body, agonizing pain floods your senses.

You notice your hair color is dark black, approximately shoulder length, and straight. The fat in your face has shifted. No matter what gender you were before, you realize you're now a half-Korean 35 year old man. Black headphones grow from the sides of your skull to wrap around your ears. Your bones snap as they reshape again, and all the genes in your body change their very structure into something newly alive.

Slowly, as the pain and fatigue subsides, you notice that you've transformed into a perfect identical biological copy of famous gamer youtuber, Markiplier.

Would You Rather

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Common would you rather:

Would you rather;

• Be able to talk to animals

• Be able to speak every language

Dolphins have what I would consider languages, would the latter mean you could speak to dolphins? I have never heard anyone specify a human language, could you argue every animal noise is their own language?

On the other hand, one could argue humans are animals, so would that option allow you to speak to every human?

Just gonna keep this for future refrence-

classic rock would you rather (PLS ADD MORE)

(credits to i-am-the-egg-enby, losers-yurio, etc.)

1: Reenact the Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend scene from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes with The Monkees or reenact the Lady Loves scene from I Love Melvin with The Beatles

2: Cosplay as Robin Hood and his Merry Men with The Who or cosplay as X-Men with The Doors

3: Design cosplays with Elton John or wear cosplays with Freddie Mercury

4: Watch horror movies with Alice Cooper or watch comedy movies with Keith Moon

5: Play Doom with Roger Waters or play Just Dance with David Bowie

6: Steal a balloon with Syd Barrett or sell chocolate bars with Bob Geldof

7: Be vibe checked by Keith Moon or vibe check Mick Jagger

8: Steal Bob Dylan’s sunglasses or steal one of Nick Mason’s hats

9: Skip elf practice with Al Jardine or be in a group project with Jim Morrison

10: Do a Spice Girls themed karaoke with Pink Floyd while dressed as the Spice Girls or play DnD with Led Zeppelin while dressed as your characters

11: Play Beatsaber in VR with Brian May or play Super Smash Bros with Al Jardine

12: Put together a puzzle with Jimi Hendrix or paint a mural with Syd Barrett

13: Watch baseball with Robby Krieger or watch basketball with Ray Manzarek

14: Build a lego set with Pink Floyd or play jenga with The Beatles

15: Make incorrect translations of movies with David Gilmour or point out errors in a movie with Pete Townshend

16: Work on a project car with John Bonham or build model car kits with Roger Taylor

17: Hijack radio stations with Keith Moon or create a podcast with Roger Waters

18: Cosplay as Wonder Woman, Batgirl, and Supergirl with Debbie Harry and Tina Turner or cosplay as Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn with Grace Slick and Janis Joplin

19: Go alien hunting with Brian Jones or look for the Moth Man with Keith Moon

20: Steal Roger Taylor’s maracas or Ringo Starr’s lock of hair

21: Eat a nail with Roger Daltrey or lose your virginity in front of your friends like George Harrison

22: Go to the Area 51 raid with Jim Morrison or watch Keith Moon raid Area 51

23: Reenact Star Trek fight scenes at the Vasquez Rocks with The Monkees or try to find the Tardis in a junkyard with The Kinks

24: Partake in cursed activities with Ray Davies or make cursed images in photoshop with Dave Davies

25: Watch everyone in classic rock named Roger fight or watch everyone in classic rock named John fight

26: Go dancing with The Kinks or dance in the street with David Bowie and Mick Jagger

27: Start a book club with Jim Morrison or start a science club with Brian May

28: Try on makeup with Tina Turner or try on clothes with Janis Joplin

29: Garden with Robert Plant or explore an area with John Bonham

30: Go to the mall with The Kinks or go to the library with The Doors

31: Have jokes told to you by Jim Morrison or have pranks pulled on you by Keith Moon

32: Stay up watching Turner Classic Movies with John Densmore or binge watch Top Gear with Nick Mason

33: Steal John Entwistle’s skeleton suit or steal Elton John’s bedazzled LA Dodgers uniform

34: Cosplay as Star Trek characters with The Monkees or cosplay as Star Wars characters with Queen

35: Cosplay as LOTR characters with Led Zeppelin or cosplay as Harry Potter characters with The Beach Boys

36: Play Wii Sports with The Monkees or play Halo with The Kinks

37: Watch Too Cute! Kittens with Freddie Mercury or watch Too Cute! Puppies with Jim Morrison

38: Summon demons with Jimmy Page or watch paranormal videos with Jimi Hendrix

39: Roast marshmallows with Jimi Hendrix or commit arson with Keith Moon

40: Use one of Rick Wright’s keyboards to play Doom or use one of Ray Manzarek’s keyboards to play Doom

41: Buy Rick Wright a sweater or buy John Densmore a sweater

42: Play LOTRO with Robert Plant or play Wizard 101 with Marc Bolan

43: Go to Jurassic Park with Marc Bolan or go to the Emerald City with Roger Daltrey

44: Reenact the Spice Girls’ video Wannabe with The Kinks or reenact the Spice Girls’ video Say You’ll Be There with Pink Floyd

45: Dress like aliens with David Bowie or dress like cowboys with John Bonham

46: Cat sit for Freddie Mercury or dog sit for John Entwistle

47: Be cryptic with Charlie Watts or be cursed with Ray Davies

would you rather have to fight:

100 horse sized shrimp

OR

1 shrimp sized horse??