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Big Therpist is promoting Bob to sell more therapy 👎

NYC psychologists after the void took over the city with infinite shame rooms looping people’s worst traumas.

i don't see enough dopinder love on here so im gonna have to do this myself, this man is the cutest little ball of murder fluff and I would help him kill his enemies and pretend it was all him just to make him happy

bro punched all his 9 lives out of him

Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

miscalculated how much caffeine i needed for today’s work day and now i emit a buzzing sound through the entire office

my gay ass cannot handle these two omfg holy shit there's tears in my eyes

sneaking off at a gala but make it yuri

DPDR culture is realizing you don't actually remember what it feels like to not be dissociating, and every time you try to think about it the dissociation gets worse.

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my life isn't by Robin Thicke feat. T.I and Pharrell so why the FUCK are we blurring lines

Few things enrage me as much as the trope of i-made-my-own-gender-reveal-cake-but-it-accidentally-turned-Green.so-everyone-is-confused-about-what-the-gender-is. If the base of the cake is yellow and you put too little blue foodcolouring in it OF COURSE IT WILL TURN GREEN. We‘ve all been to Kindergarten no?? OF COURSE it was supposed to be Blue, if the Baker wanted to make it pink it would be pale or red BUT NOT GREEN.

Joaquin posted this btw

I’ve finished the rough plot-outline and these are the preliminary chapter titles:

Thoughts?

I also am thinking about doing mood boards for each chapter and a playlist to listen to while reading. Is that too cheesy or would you guys like that? i’m unsure..

Also i will probably finish all chapters first and then upload them all at once, so i can still make adjustments if the plot changes while writing so please have patience with me, i promise the endprodukt will be worth it!!

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how many of you would read the hydra!Peter Parkner fic I have been working on and have only finished as a rough outline that will probably never leave my wips?