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Stepped on this weird mushroom thing now this cute girl is asking for my name, I think she might have a crush on me
Imagine seeing a fairy circle and a dead coyote while rollerblading down a highway and immediately having a great yet terrible day…
Skill issue -_-
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Fairy: Hey I didn’t get your name.
Me: Yeah that was on purpose.
Fairy: Oh my god stealing people’s names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?
Me: Well yes, but that’s just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.
Fairy: You’re smarter than I thought.