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Most heart breaking moment for me picking up Skulduggery Pleasant again, weeks after reading the last book two times… now book 8 and first read sentence this morning…

Ghastly Bespoke returned to Roarhaven.

Instant cry.

Everyone in the SP universe calling Ghastly ugly and I’m just here thinking he’s like one of the most handsome people I’ve ever seen. Others include Dexter vex, Saracen Rue and Erskine- because I still refuse to accept ghastly’s death

okay so we all know that Skulduggery likes to show off in front of young Val. So just imagine him using lots and lots of long, complicated words in order to confuse her. And Val being the little shite she is obviously has to do something against it, so she starts reading dictionaries to be able to keep up with him. Especially, when he´s stuck with the faceless ones she reads them almost obsessively. Consequently, she starts to sound really snooty, whenever she talks. Unfortunately she won´t break her habit of cursing, so anything tat comes out of her mouth is just an utter mess.

Half of the time Fletcher has no idea anymore what she´s even talking about. China secretly thinks it´s the most hilarious thing ever. Tanith has no idea what to do. How the fuck do you handle a fourteen year old whose favorite book is a dictionary? And Ghastly, being the “responsible” one, is just really creeped out. He swears to himself to never! let! another kid! near Skulduggery! ever! again!!!

Hi, so I haven't been here for a hot minute.

Xmas Skulduggery Pleasant ideas.

Someone stealing Skulduggery's arm and putting it up the chimney, getting it down later like, "Welp, don't think Santa fit through the chimney"

China sitting by her fireplace and listening to calming music, sorting through all the Xmas cards from her admirers.

Solomon Wreath getting a necromancer themed ugly sweater from Val.

The midnight hotel having Xmas lights inside and a warm atmosphere, open to anyone who wants to get away from the Cold.

Scapegrace, Thrasher and Clarabelle giving eachother gifts.

Tanith getting a decorated sword sheeth from Frightening Jones.

The deadmen all at the hotel having an eggnog chugging competition.

Ghastly going through Dublin City, volunteering at homeless shelters and giving children clothes and toys.