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my uterus is once again evicting my failure to become pregnant and is making me suffer
"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH
is there a scientific reason behind why I as a lesbian like middle aged man yaoi so much?
whenever my perfectionist tendencies get the better of me my best friend pretends to hit me with a rolled up newspaper like a naughty dog
CM took a big athletic male model from the south side of Chicago and said "actually he calls his best friend sweetheart and everytime he goes home he mourns the death of a boy without a name bc he thinks someone should and he was molested as a child and now he empowers the kids in his community so it doesn't happen to them and he helps little old homeless ladies to be more comfortable and he claims to be a player but the only times we actually see him getting involved with women he falls head over heels. Oh and also he's a brilliant profiler."
CM looked at a big burly black guy with a hero complex and said "what if he cried in a church because god didn't stop the man who hurt him"
I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again
the best example is frodo turning on sam on the stair of ciroth ungol
Tolkien writing kingdoms' moral decay and eventual decline: they exploited nature, destroyed forests and cut down trees
Tolkien writing male characters' moral decay and eventual decline: he stopped listening to his wife
i’m tired of the smut bring back thor’s poptart addiction and clint being in the vents all the time
legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”
This is now my new favorite best friend duo
Papa Pasta with his little ravioli
I don’t talk about this duo enough. She’s definitely his favourite.
bro punched all his 9 lives out of him
Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.
this!!! I talked to a friend and she mentioned in passing that me and my other friends always look super cool and intimidating and I literally asked her if she was including me in that bc I feel like im always just cool by association, not by myself
when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
my life isn't by Robin Thicke feat. T.I and Pharrell so why the FUCK are we blurring lines
just saw a giant shooting star... maybe it will all be alright eventually
being clean means never doing it again
being clean means never doing it again
being clean means never doing it again
being clean means never doing it again
Just had a crazy talk with my mom about my childhood hahahahahahahahahahahaha
craving love and butterflies in a "I can't believe this person loves me as much as I love them" way and not in a "I want them to bend me over" way
when the character is canonically very high strung and proper and a fic writes them as witty and fun so you're torn between criticizing the mischaracterization and letting it slip bc the writer has an incredible sense of humor
and while im on the topic, I respect graphic and sexually explicit content on ff-sites of course, but it really gives me the ick when the tags read like corn categories, I can't put my finger on why I but yeah
i have been reading fanfiction for a long time now and I have seen loads of ethical and unethical, well written and badly written, copy and paste and need and revolutionary tropes but I don't think I hate anything more than when people write a deeply traumatized character that then infantilized and being portrayed as cute and adorable and innocent and desireable. It feels so disrespectful to actual victims of crime and violence for their hardships to be turned into a fetish trope.
Few things enrage me as much as the trope of i-made-my-own-gender-reveal-cake-but-it-accidentally-turned-Green.so-everyone-is-confused-about-what-the-gender-is. If the base of the cake is yellow and you put too little blue foodcolouring in it OF COURSE IT WILL TURN GREEN. We‘ve all been to Kindergarten no?? OF COURSE it was supposed to be Blue, if the Baker wanted to make it pink it would be pale or red BUT NOT GREEN.
Gonna tell my kids this was One Direction
So, I live in a country where English isn't the first language, and there's this kid I'm tutoring and he asked me how he can best learn the language, and so I told him that it works best by reading books and watching TV in English, and he asked me whether that was what I did, and then I had to come up with an answer that didn't let on that I learned English solely by spending my entire summer doing nothing but read gay porn about Iron man